Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
COMMENTS
By
writerxforever
| 0
wow no offense but that would look really stupid wouldn't it??? still funny though. way to go. xD
Reply
Macromartyr
| 3
Those masks are only good for a very short time (guessing about 20 minutes) and then need to be thrown out. Just so you all know :)
Reply
Kamon97
| 23
He should've said he was a doctor called in for emergency surgery and that's why he was speeding :p
By
smokegrindsleep
| 0
made me laugh out loud.
Reply
PhishloverA
| 14
Me too #2
By
blankslate
| 0
Reallly? Reaaalllyy? Wow.
By
ZiggyMorrison
| 0
YDI for being a germophobe
Reply
kipperin
| 18
#4 And you are a retard, so if something bad happens to you remember, you deserve it
By
Gulsah
| 0
show up with the mask to court
might help define u with ur case haha
might help define u with ur case haha
By
dirtyhippie
| 0
Hilarious.
I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
By
plethora
| 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
By
MalevolentMime
| 0
FYL. No matter how ridiculous anyone else thinks it is, you have the right to wear a surgical mask wherever you want without some ignorant doughnut-muncher slapping another ticket on your history just because he can't be bothered to watch the news once in a while.
Reply
Nomnomshark
| 3
You are a moron insulting any police officer. go do there Job every day with the thought of possibly dieing. there serving you go to a country with shitty police and get crimes committed on you then you will see
Reply
smallfrie32
| 6
their*
Reply
PhishloverA
| 14
#214, a cop still isn't allowed to give someone a ticket for that. There's no law prohibiting wearing surgical masks while driving or doing anything else because you're in fear of getting sick. Obviously you're the moron. Some cops can be douchebags
Reply
fivetimeslonger
| 24
Your grammar is off but the point you're trying to make is a good one. A for effort :)
Reply
thatguynamedsky
| 32
fuck me sideways #214 anyone can walk outside and suddenly die, officers are if anything more safe because ya know, theyre cops and we know where they are and shit and no one wants to kill them and shit and idk what im doing
By
mykbibby
| 0
Hahahaha!
By
bobdole
| 0
overseer overseer officer officer
I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!