FML : Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine...

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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 April 2009 06:24 / United States

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By plethora | 3

#147819 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:09

I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

By dirtyhippie | 0

#147817 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:08

Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!

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By writerxforever | 0

#147800 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:03

wow no offense but that would look really stupid wouldn't it??? still funny though. way to go. xD

Macromartyr | 3

#1907572 - Thursday 30 December 2011 09:53

Those masks are only good for a very short time (guessing about 20 minutes) and then need to be thrown out. Just so you all know :)

Kamon97 | 23

#5761547 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 02:14

He should've said he was a doctor called in for emergency surgery and that's why he was speeding :p

By smokegrindsleep | 0

#147803 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:04

made me laugh out loud.

PhishloverA | 14

#4800468 - Saturday 11 August 2012 08:21

Me too #2

By blankslate | 0

#147806 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:05

Reallly? Reaaalllyy? Wow.

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#147810 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:05

YDI for being a germophobe

kipperin | 18

#5953632 - Friday 23 May 2014 04:11

#4 And you are a retard, so if something bad happens to you remember, you deserve it

By Gulsah | 0

#147816 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:07

show up with the mask to court might help define u with ur case haha

By dirtyhippie | 0

#147817 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:08

By plethora | 3

#147819 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:09

I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

By MalevolentMime | 0

#147822 - Monday 27 April 2009 04:09

FYL. No matter how ridiculous anyone else thinks it is, you have the right to wear a surgical mask wherever you want without some ignorant doughnut-muncher slapping another ticket on your history just because he can't be bothered to watch the news once in a while.

Nomnomshark | 3

#2471331 - Saturday 7 May 2011 05:59

You are a moron insulting any police officer. go do there Job every day with the thought of possibly dieing. there serving you go to a country with shitty police and get crimes committed on you then you will see

smallfrie32 | 6

#2597507 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 03:39

their*

PhishloverA | 14

#4800477 - Saturday 11 August 2012 08:26

#214, a cop still isn't allowed to give someone a ticket for that. There's no law prohibiting wearing surgical masks while driving or doing anything else because you're in fear of getting sick. Obviously you're the moron. Some cops can be douchebags

fivetimeslonger | 24

#5922957 - Tuesday 22 April 2014 08:37

Your grammar is off but the point you're trying to make is a good one. A for effort :)

thatguynamedsky | 32

#6275430 - Monday 27 April 2015 10:16

fuck me sideways #214 anyone can walk outside and suddenly die, officers are if anything more safe because ya know, theyre cops and we know where they are and shit and no one wants to kill them and shit and idk what im doing