Health: Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 18:45 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

You should take a rest.

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Well, the keys ARE ivory. I just never expected a pianist to chip in his own teeth.

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

You should take a rest.

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Monday 31 March 2014 2:16

Or an encore :p

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Monday 31 March 2014 3:08

I hope OP bowed after the stunning performance.

kristadoodle 8

Monday 31 March 2014 3:30

Does anyone else not get the music reference? xD

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Monday 31 March 2014 3:34

#27 it has been noted.

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Monday 31 March 2014 4:27

Really accented the performance there, Op

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Monday 31 March 2014 6:01

As a good measure, why don't you repeat it and try again

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Monday 31 March 2014 9:16

I disagree about trying again - piano playing is clearly not your forte.

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Monday 31 March 2014 13:44

Perhaps we should keep the puns to a minim(um).

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Monday 31 March 2014 20:35

If OP does try again, they should end it on a good note this time.

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Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:27

I'm just glad OP plays the piano... There's too much sax and violins in the world today.

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Well, the keys ARE ivory. I just never expected a pianist to chip in his own teeth.

Jaaared_ 15

Monday 31 March 2014 2:19

*her

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Monday 31 March 2014 5:13

Not any More

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Hey, you can still play beautiful music. Keep your head up and look on the bright side. You may have inspired someone with your music. Sorry to hear that OP.

babygurll19 10

Monday 31 March 2014 1:56

Keep at it OP! Don't let this one bad experience leave you flat.

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Monday 31 March 2014 3:19

Stick with it. You'll never know what you're capable of if you give up now. Don't let one bad experience hinder the rest of them for you.

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Monday 31 March 2014 4:48

so much motivation in one comment string

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:48

well played

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:49

Seems your performance ended up a little flat.

YellowKettleBell 31

Monday 31 March 2014 1:59

And on a sour note.

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Monday 31 March 2014 2:36

And now her tooth is rather sharp.

halcyondaze 11

Monday 31 March 2014 3:01

Jesus Christ I laughed more than I should've. Guess this proves I'm a band geek

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Monday 31 March 2014 3:36

Hopefully your dentist can make it look natural again.

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Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:28

You people are clef-er

juststephhere 23

Monday 31 March 2014 1:49

As long as your performance was good it'll be fine! Sorry about the pain part though! That must've killed! Feel better!

jazzy_123 20

Monday 31 March 2014 8:33

whether it was outstanding or horrible, that finale will be what they will always remember haha sorry OP!

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Monday 31 March 2014 1:54

at least you've gotten the hard part down already (playing piano), it only can get better from here :)

YellowKettleBell 31

Monday 31 March 2014 1:57

I've almost been there, except my situation occurred during the audition, so I never made it to the recital.

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Monday 31 March 2014 2:02

Just keep your head up OP everything will be alright

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Monday 31 March 2014 2:04

Atleast you were brave enough to play in the first place. Dont let this ruin what your good at. But maybe try some no slip shoes for next time??

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