FML : Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've...

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 March 2014 18:45 / United Kingdom - Redditch

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By Tijenai | 5

#5900645 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

You should take a rest.

By Welshite | 39

#5900650 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Well, the keys ARE ivory. I just never expected a pianist to chip in his own teeth.

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By Tijenai | 5

#5900645 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

You should take a rest.

Kamon97 | 23

#5900701 - Monday 31 March 2014 2:16

Or an encore :p

wcc7777777 | 5

#5900737 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:08

I hope OP bowed after the stunning performance.

kristadoodle | 8

#5900751 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:30

Does anyone else not get the music reference? xD

enddmd | 27

#5900753 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:34

#27 it has been noted.

swaggalikethat | 22

#5900794 - Monday 31 March 2014 4:27

Really accented the performance there, Op

Credibleskills | 28

#5900905 - Monday 31 March 2014 6:01

As a good measure, why don't you repeat it and try again

smaaash | 8

#5901022 - Monday 31 March 2014 9:16

I disagree about trying again - piano playing is clearly not your forte.

Crazynocatlady | 22

#5901116 - Monday 31 March 2014 13:44

Perhaps we should keep the puns to a minim(um).

_u7m | 10

#5901421 - Monday 31 March 2014 20:35

If OP does try again, they should end it on a good note this time.

viva_la_blondes | 15

#5901913 - Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:27

I'm just glad OP plays the piano... There's too much sax and violins in the world today.

By Welshite | 39

#5900650 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Well, the keys ARE ivory. I just never expected a pianist to chip in his own teeth.

Jaaared_ | 15

#5900704 - Monday 31 March 2014 2:19

*her

caver1 | 14

#5900857 - Monday 31 March 2014 5:13

Not any More

By EverestMelting | 23

#5900654 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Hey, you can still play beautiful music. Keep your head up and look on the bright side. You may have inspired someone with your music. Sorry to hear that OP.