FML : Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've...

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Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 March 2014 18:45 / United Kingdom - Redditch

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By Tijenai | 5

#5900645 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

You should take a rest.

By Welshite | 39

#5900650 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Well, the keys ARE ivory. I just never expected a pianist to chip in his own teeth.

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By Tijenai | 5

#5900645 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

You should take a rest.

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Kamon97 | 23

#5900701 - Monday 31 March 2014 2:16

Or an encore :p

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wcc7777777 | 5

#5900737 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:08

I hope OP bowed after the stunning performance.

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kristadoodle | 8

#5900751 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:30

Does anyone else not get the music reference? xD

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enddmd | 27

#5900753 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:34

#27 it has been noted.

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swaggalikethat | 22

#5900794 - Monday 31 March 2014 4:27

Really accented the performance there, Op

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Credibleskills | 28

#5900905 - Monday 31 March 2014 6:01

As a good measure, why don't you repeat it and try again

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smaaash | 8

#5901022 - Monday 31 March 2014 9:16

I disagree about trying again - piano playing is clearly not your forte.

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Crazynocatlady | 22

#5901116 - Monday 31 March 2014 13:44

Perhaps we should keep the puns to a minim(um).

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_u7m | 10

#5901421 - Monday 31 March 2014 20:35

If OP does try again, they should end it on a good note this time.

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viva_la_blondes | 15

#5901913 - Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:27

I'm just glad OP plays the piano... There's too much sax and violins in the world today.

By Welshite | 39

#5900650 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Well, the keys ARE ivory. I just never expected a pianist to chip in his own teeth.

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Jaaared_ | 15

#5900704 - Monday 31 March 2014 2:19

*her

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caver1 | 14

#5900857 - Monday 31 March 2014 5:13

Not any More

By EverestMelting | 23

#5900654 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:47

Hey, you can still play beautiful music. Keep your head up and look on the bright side. You may have inspired someone with your music. Sorry to hear that OP.

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babygurll19 | 10

#5900680 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:56

Keep at it OP! Don't let this one bad experience leave you flat.

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PurelyCanadian | 18

#5900745 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:19

Stick with it. You'll never know what you're capable of if you give up now. Don't let one bad experience hinder the rest of them for you.

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TheHolyJuiceBox | 5

#5900824 - Monday 31 March 2014 4:48

so much motivation in one comment string

By WeskersSexslave | 15

#5900661 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:48

well played

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#5900662 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:49

Seems your performance ended up a little flat.

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YellowKettleBell | 31

#5900682 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:59

And on a sour note.

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ironichalibut | 24

#5900713 - Monday 31 March 2014 2:36

And now her tooth is rather sharp.

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halcyondaze | 11

#5900732 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:01

Jesus Christ I laughed more than I should've. Guess this proves I'm a band geek

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enddmd | 27

#5900755 - Monday 31 March 2014 3:36

Hopefully your dentist can make it look natural again.

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viva_la_blondes | 15

#5901914 - Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:28

You people are clef-er

By juststephhere | 23

#5900664 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:49

As long as your performance was good it'll be fine! Sorry about the pain part though! That must've killed! Feel better!

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jazzy_123 | 20

#5900992 - Monday 31 March 2014 8:33

whether it was outstanding or horrible, that finale will be what they will always remember haha sorry OP!

By Bloink | 25

#5900674 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:54

at least you've gotten the hard part down already (playing piano), it only can get better from here :)

By YellowKettleBell | 31

#5900681 - Monday 31 March 2014 1:57

I've almost been there, except my situation occurred during the audition, so I never made it to the recital.

By appletreee | 29

#5900684 - Monday 31 March 2014 2:02

Just keep your head up OP everything will be alright

By Vnzou22 | 9

#5900689 - Monday 31 March 2014 2:04

Atleast you were brave enough to play in the first place. Dont let this ruin what your good at. But maybe try some no slip shoes for next time??

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