Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML
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Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
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Top comments
Thegoofygoober 15
the power of christ compels you!
feven 32
That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite
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Comments (61)
momac86 17
Not exactly what you'd call a religious experience
queen_lol 24
I cant help but to laugh. Sorry that happened OP! How did you react?
missluca1994 14
But why would she slap you? :/
interesting33 37
I first read it as she went and slapped OP because she felt the HOly Spirit wanted her to. But I think OP most likely meant that she felt moved by the Holy Spirit and lifted her arms up or waved them around and they accidentally caught OP hard. Expressive movement can hurt if it catches you and although she should have been more careful, in that environment it is very possible and probably an accident. If she did however, slap OP on purpose, even if she felt theHoly Spirit wanted her to - then I would take it up with the police or Church dean or something because that would not be ok.
katluvr 22
That wasn't a "holy" spirit. Sorry OP.
HeroSpence 7
equal rights equal fights
Badkarma4u 17
Yeah and she waited until the soloist was close to her to make sure as many people as possible were watching. I bet she was upset that your injury upstaged her.
vampy719 17
what the hell where you singing?
Gummy_money 3
you see this is why no one likes the holy spirit
iambelle 2
Why is it always a big woman lol? I've always noticed this.