By DogThermoeter - 10/03/2019 18:00

Today, I took my temperature since I've had a cold for a few days. After reading the display, I noticed the sheath had "Lily" written on it. Lily is our golden retriever. It was in her ass yesterday after she had a seizure. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 109
You deserved it 1 473

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You know there’s a specific thermometer for the house pet... you didn’t think to read the labels before sticking one in your mouth?

Sounds like a... ...sit, stay, wait... ...shitty situation. Woof!

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Shit happens

You know there’s a specific thermometer for the house pet... you didn’t think to read the labels before sticking one in your mouth?

This does not surprise me. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if “two girls, one cup” found its way back to “fame” with these damn kids.

Sounds like a... ...sit, stay, wait... ...shitty situation. Woof!

Bad Richard!

No wonder your sick

YDI for naming your dog Lily

and this is why you're supposed to clean the thermometer with rubbing alcohol or similar before each use

Poor Lily! Now she needs a new thermometer.