Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
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Top comments
McMeh 9
Jeez dude. What did you send her?
kpetrovski 24
That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.
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Comments (65)
XxDanno316xX 27
Keep your chin up mate, more fish in the sea.
Zebediabolical 45
Not anymore. Plenty of Fish got bought up by Match.
SamCat 21
You should have called instead, words get lost in messaging.
atomicxsarah 17
Looks like it wasn't meant to be. You'll find someone else that you have more to talk about with anyway. l
PANDORUM89 21
that happened to my bf and his ex. he said he didn't even consider her his gf anymore because they maybe spoke once a week. their relationship fizzled out around 4 months. Then him and I got together and its going strong after 2 years. Sometimes people are either too alike or too different for there to be anything substantial maybe that was the case for you? either way feel confident in the fact that you will find someone else that you'll have to force yourself to stop talking just to get some sleep. :)
rangerdanger0 3
what exactly did you say to her? well maybe your better off without her
OneFourNine 9
"Hey Sweetie? Did I ever tell you of the time I dreamed of the perfect girlfriend?"
paramor3 23
Was the phrase, "prettiest girl in the county used?" ....and not in reference to your gf?!
chuchusheep 19
sounds like maybe she's been feeling the same lately. thats too bad though.
worldclassrager 41
Well I you texted that relationship to the grave...
calza13 14
I know that feel buddy, sorry to hear that