Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
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Top comments
McMeh 9
Jeez dude. What did you send her?
kpetrovski 24
That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.
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Comments (65)
tiredofwaiting 25
What exactly did you say to her?
pheizer01 10
Finally an FML i can relate too ?
kuro21 20
I feel like most people have unrealistic dreams of relationships.
swagcityyy 7
This happened to me recently. FYL OP.
WolfAvenge 22
Depending on how that text conversation went, that was very mature to initiate conversation after realizing that was what was missing. Most people always sit and wait for the other to do it and nothing happens. Sorry it ended badly though!
vikky538 29
Dont tell me that you sent a dick pic..
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah. That's the worst that could happen… if she's not psychobitch crazy. That means you're single, again! Yeah, baby! Yeah! *cue Soul Bossa Nova*
ezrajab 22
Damn that sucks sorry op
LordVaper 14
Bitches be crazy
KB503 15
You could've texted her about how you are an amazing time keeper. "1 hour and 22 minutes" smh