Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I texted my best friend that my girlfriend was annoying. Only, it turns out I sent it to our couples' group chat. Her mom replied, “At least he's honest.” Her dad left the group. My girlfriend changed her Netflix password. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
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Top comments
McMeh 9
Jeez dude. What did you send her?
kpetrovski 24
That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.
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Comments (65)
zarrganaut 17
Damn! What kind of convo did you have with her?
awesumous 16
Ok, well if it was going down the toilet anyways, at least you broke up instead of being in a dead relationship that has no love
hannahmabry14 10
Omg the same thing happened to me with my boyfriend! At lease she didn't "resent you because of your parents".
Saso_fml 35
The fact that you didn't know what to send text her when you wanted to talk to her shows that you were already heading towards that direction so don't beat yourself over it
tishtashbat 16
Well, if you have nothing to talk about, maybe it's for the best. Hopefully you'll both find someone you have more in common with!
Krwman 8
Two months from now you'll be saying, "why do I have so much ready cash?"
Holijust 14
well it shows u guys have nothing intresting with each other and its not meant to be
Dean__Winchester 16
I seriously wanna know what you sent her and how it traveled up to you being single. What the hell did you even say to offend/piss her off??? FOLLOW UP, MAN!
XtremeHeat 14
I need to know the full story (as in what you sent her) to know which one to choose
Joshawott 21
At least you had something to talk about? I guess...