Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
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Top comments
McMeh 9
Jeez dude. What did you send her?
kpetrovski 24
That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.
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Comments (65)
crackpotL 33
Sounds like it could be for the best.
EyRaB 17
Consider yourself lucky. She did you a favor and you'll back at this as a blessing in disguise.
iNDy85 4
It probably was going to happen. So it's not your fault. Things happen and people grow apart. It's will get easier though.
saffy66 34
If you'd run out of things to say, it was inevitable. At least it happened now and not in a few years after you were married and maybe had kids. Hopefully now you can find someone more in tune with you.
NineeCat 32
It's the thought that counts...guess your mouth (err text) ruined that:(
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
How naive of you to think you'd be able to handle an argument from your girlfriend with less than a full fledged Powerpoint and a box of chocolates!
edmunson 22
Ditto the comments that say real relationships always mean you have something in common and to talk about. 'Nuf said
waytohard29 4
At 1st, it's sad. but. At the end, she was not the one for you. good! now go enjoy each day.
chaseafterwind82 29
Sounds like the chemistry just wasn't there, bro. You can't fix that, best to move on now and find someone you 'click' with better. :-)
False_Stupidity 42
I can't tell whether you actually texted something which caused the breakup which would be a YDI or just gave texting a rest and your girl broke up for you not texting anything I the last 1 hour 22 mins, which is pretty lame and would be a YLS. We desperately need a follow up to hear the rest of the story. Anyhow, If it's a genuine two way relationship then constant texting/contact isn't necessary to keep it alive.