Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
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Top comments
McMeh 9
Jeez dude. What did you send her?
kpetrovski 24
That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.
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Comments (65)
rozalyn77 15
Sounds like it's for the best... Don't worry op, you'll find someone who you never have a loss of things to talk about with nor will it matter what you say :) Keep your chin up!
Greattitan2 13
Should have stopped when you thought "what's the worse that could happen."
cksmith51 14
Plot twist: OP's girlfriend is blind and can't read texts
themostunlucky_fml 14
Wtf you say to her?
xKrisSmoove 21
The old "What's the worst that could happen?" question. A question that ruins everything.
pokemyeyes 23
Top Gear jinx phrase
ItsDutch 16
Famous last words.
homtravel 10
If you didn't bother to even make an effort to at least text what were you expecting? Two way traffic dude.
kimberlynndayton 4
He did text her. They had such a boring conversation that they broke up.
scarlett3diaz 24
Sorry OP. Maybe it's for the best
elizacandle 29
if that's the case, it's for the best.
ShyVi 18
Now I really want to know what you sent her.
KingBobtheThird 16
Murphy's Law: Anything that can happen, will happen.
Zebediabolical 45
It's more along the lines of 'Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.'