FML : Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over...

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Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By chi-huaHUA / Saturday 4 December 2010 07:08 / United States

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By TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1792575 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:14

im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence

By IHATESOUP | 0

#1792573 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:13

pussy

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By IHATESOUP | 0

#1792573 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:13

pussy

iTaylor | 0

#1792730 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:32

omg what a great visual

jonan1212 | 5

#1792752 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:34

yes it is

croso88 | 5

#1792755 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:35

op.... KICK THEM!!!!

IVANTTOCOME | 0

#1792841 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:52

These Chihuahuas had just escaped from Richard Geres ass, no wonder they were pissed.

griffin4 | 0

#1793026 - Saturday 4 December 2010 17:30

agreed

_TONGAN_ | 5

#1793106 - Saturday 4 December 2010 18:04

Well OP since you had just walked outside...hmmm...why don't you walk back inside?...and videotape your friend getting eaten by deadly monstrous beasts of the abyss!!!

cooldukenukem | 2

#1793639 - Saturday 4 December 2010 21:03

71 - that's exactly what I was wondering.

_HeadShot_ | 0

#1795372 - Sunday 5 December 2010 3:59

they're just chihuahuas... u rly r a pussy

fakeaccountX | 6

#1796057 - Sunday 5 December 2010 8:42

this sounds like a fun ass day

Shaggy_92 | 5

#1806243 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 5:43

punt those lil fuckers

Link5794 | 16

#3059964 - Sunday 7 August 2011 23:41

99 Every ass day is fun.

columbiancoffeei | 6

#3586099 - Monday 14 November 2011 19:23

i busted out laughing in the middle of class because of the visual

wewe20 | 9

#5340266 - Saturday 26 January 2013 4:57

Dude, chihuahuas are vicious. They pretend to be nice as soon as you turn around they'll bite you in the ankle.

By TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1792575 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:14

im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence

Islapboxmidgets | 0

#1792620 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:18

agreed!

starile | 19

#1792694 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:27

A much more plausible one would be "A vicious taco ate my chihuahua".

YDI, what's the worst a tiny chihuahua could do other than tear up your shoelaces? Unless they're one of those giant mutant sabre-tooth Chihuahua bears, then you're in a pickle.

DjeePee | 24

#1792838 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:50

It's really funny and at the same time annoying that almost nobody here seems to realise chihuahuas are very aggressive and have sharp teeth. Don't underestimate one chihuahua, surely not five.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1792850 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:55

#30 don't call me Shirley

DmnUall | 0

#1792895 - Saturday 4 December 2010 17:08

while that is true djpeepee. all it takes to defeat a chihuahua is a swift kick. if 5 are

DjeePee | 24

#1792913 - Saturday 4 December 2010 17:11

I prefer to don't kick animals. It also requires skills to kick five animals at once.

MizzErikaHart | 8

#1792927 - Saturday 4 December 2010 17:13

but u could kick 5 chihuahuas at once.

BDTM | 0

#1793670 - Saturday 4 December 2010 21:11

^win

Riverweasel | 1

#1803637 - Monday 6 December 2010 20:08

Very much agreed. Man, what an idiot for taking such a lucky chance to kick some overgrown furry rats and instead changing it into excersize. I've wanted to kick a chihuahua for so damn long too, and you had five? Makes me so mad

gr82bhere | 9

#3932418 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:02

Actually I had a neighbor with down syndrome and an intense fear of dogs who got tackled, climbed over, bit, and terrorized by 6 chihuahuas from down the road. If they sense they have an advantage (in numbers or otherwise) they WILL use it.

dorworters | 9

#5401184 - Monday 11 March 2013 17:32

im sorry, but THAT made me laugh so fucking hard. just watching this kid with downs just get taken down by these Chihuahuas...

By morgy8599 | 0

#1792586 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:15

arf arf!! gimmie a taco!!!

goalie001 | 0

#1795540 - Sunday 5 December 2010 4:54

stupid juggalo

Spyingcheeseman | 8

#5881283 - Monday 10 March 2014 17:10

you should've stayed and kicked them all in the mouths. they'd leave you alone then.

By RoseRivers | 0

#1792625 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:19

You are running away from stupid little Chihuahuas when you can just step on them. This is more of a fail than a fml.

Islapboxmidgets | 0

#1792648 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:20

or just kick em! lol but I'm not an animal abuser unless I'm keepin myself from being bit at the ankles lmao

rissygrl08 | 6

#1793020 - Saturday 4 December 2010 17:30

well i would probably decide against kicking them because if you seriously injure one of them you could get in a lot of trouble with the neighbor, regardless if they were chasing you or not

CodingSquirrel | 3

#1793451 - Saturday 4 December 2010 20:04

Not really. If they were attacking you then the owners would be at fault for not properly taking proper care of their pets.

kotabones | 0

#4017412 - Friday 10 February 2012 15:42

Pepper spray.

By fylbear | 1

#1792632 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:19

ahaha! niceee job, sue them(: lol

PurplePeeps | 0

#1796568 - Sunday 5 December 2010 10:24

I'll sue your ass for spreading sterotypes, bitch.
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By Onlydie | 0

#1792634 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:19

Are you retarded

By punkylemon | 4

#1792641 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:20

you gotta just love chihuahuas!=D

By jjames67 | 4

#1792653 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:20

ydi for running away from chihuahuas.

By benjimm1 | 0

#1792670 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:23

u ran away from Chihuahuas? wat was the worst they could do, ask for a taco??

KRS_13 | 0

#2305793 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 23:17

once my friends chihuahua bit my lip and took a chunk of meat out my my lip causing my to go to the hospital and get 5 stiches. is THAT worse then asking for a taco?

By Crimsonhead | 0

#1792691 - Saturday 4 December 2010 16:27

Are you a pair of two year old girls?

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