By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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Same thing different taste

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im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence


iTaylor 0

These Chihuahuas had just escaped from Richard Geres ass, no wonder they were pissed.


Well OP since you had just walked outside...hmmm...why don't you walk back inside?...and videotape your friend getting eaten by deadly monstrous beasts of the abyss!!!

cooldukenukem 2

71 - that's exactly what I was wondering.

they're just chihuahuas... u rly r a pussy

fakeaccountX 6

this sounds like a fun ass day

Shaggy_92 5
Link5794 18

i busted out laughing in the middle of class because of the visual

Dude, chihuahuas are vicious. They pretend to be nice as soon as you turn around they'll bite you in the ankle.

im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence

A much more plausible one would be "A vicious taco ate my chihuahua". YDI, what's the worst a tiny chihuahua could do other than tear up your shoelaces? Unless they're one of those giant mutant sabre-tooth Chihuahua bears, then you're in a pickle.

It's really funny and at the same time annoying that almost nobody here seems to realise chihuahuas are very aggressive and have sharp teeth. Don't underestimate one chihuahua, surely not five.

while that is true djpeepee. all it takes to defeat a chihuahua is a swift kick. if 5 are

I prefer to don't kick animals. It also requires skills to kick five animals at once.

MizzErikaHart 8

but u could kick 5 chihuahuas at once.

Very much agreed. Man, what an idiot for taking such a lucky chance to kick some overgrown furry rats and instead changing it into excersize. I've wanted to kick a chihuahua for so damn long too, and you had five? Makes me so mad

Actually I had a neighbor with down syndrome and an intense fear of dogs who got tackled, climbed over, bit, and terrorized by 6 chihuahuas from down the road. If they sense they have an advantage (in numbers or otherwise) they WILL use it.

dorworters 9

im sorry, but THAT made me laugh so ******* hard. just watching this kid with downs just get taken down by these Chihuahuas...

smaller dogs are actually generally more aggressive and their teeth still hurt when you get bit

morgy8599 0

you should've stayed and kicked them all in the mouths. they'd leave you alone then.

You are running away from stupid little Chihuahuas when you can just step on them. This is more of a fail than a fml.

or just kick em! lol but I'm not an animal abuser unless I'm keepin myself from being bit at the ankles lmao

well i would probably decide against kicking them because if you seriously injure one of them you could get in a lot of trouble with the neighbor, regardless if they were chasing you or not

Not really. If they were attacking you then the owners would be at fault for not properly taking proper care of their pets.

PurplePeeps 0

I'll sue your ass for spreading sterotypes, bitch. ... Oh wait...

jjames67 4

ydi for running away from chihuahuas.

benjimm1 0

u ran away from Chihuahuas? wat was the worst they could do, ask for a taco??

KRS_13 0

once my friends chihuahua bit my lip and took a chunk of meat out my my lip causing my to go to the hospital and get 5 stiches. is THAT worse then asking for a taco?