Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
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IHATESOUP
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pussy
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IHATESOUP
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pussy
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iTaylor
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omg what a great visual
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jonan1212
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yes it is
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croso88
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op.... KICK THEM!!!!
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IVANTTOCOME
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These Chihuahuas had just escaped from Richard Geres ass, no wonder they were pissed.
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griffin4
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agreed
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_TONGAN_
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Well OP since you had just walked outside...hmmm...why don't you walk back inside?...and videotape your friend getting eaten by deadly monstrous beasts of the abyss!!!
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cooldukenukem
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71 - that's exactly what I was wondering.
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_HeadShot_
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they're just chihuahuas... u rly r a pussy
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fakeaccountX
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this sounds like a fun ass day
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Shaggy_92
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punt those lil fuckers
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Link5794
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99 Every ass day is fun.
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columbiancoffeei
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i busted out laughing in the middle of class because of the visual
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wewe20
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Dude, chihuahuas are vicious. They pretend to be nice as soon as you turn around they'll bite you in the ankle.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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im sorry vicious and chihuahua shouldnt be in the same sentence
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Islapboxmidgets
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agreed!
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starile
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A much more plausible one would be "A vicious taco ate my chihuahua".
YDI, what's the worst a tiny chihuahua could do other than tear up your shoelaces? Unless they're one of those giant mutant sabre-tooth Chihuahua bears, then you're in a pickle.
YDI, what's the worst a tiny chihuahua could do other than tear up your shoelaces? Unless they're one of those giant mutant sabre-tooth Chihuahua bears, then you're in a pickle.
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DjeePee
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It's really funny and at the same time annoying that almost nobody here seems to realise chihuahuas are very aggressive and have sharp teeth. Don't underestimate one chihuahua, surely not five.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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#30 don't call me Shirley
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DmnUall
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while that is true djpeepee. all it takes to defeat a chihuahua is a swift kick. if 5 are
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DjeePee
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I prefer to don't kick animals. It also requires skills to kick five animals at once.
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MizzErikaHart
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but u could kick 5 chihuahuas at once.
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BDTM
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^win
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Riverweasel
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Very much agreed. Man, what an idiot for taking such a lucky chance to kick some overgrown furry rats and instead changing it into excersize. I've wanted to kick a chihuahua for so damn long too, and you had five? Makes me so mad
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gr82bhere
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Actually I had a neighbor with down syndrome and an intense fear of dogs who got tackled, climbed over, bit, and terrorized by 6 chihuahuas from down the road. If they sense they have an advantage (in numbers or otherwise) they WILL use it.
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dorworters
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im sorry, but THAT made me laugh so fucking hard. just watching this kid with downs just get taken down by these Chihuahuas...
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BreeWarnick33110
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smaller dogs are actually generally more aggressive and their teeth still hurt when you get bit
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morgy8599
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arf arf!! gimmie a taco!!!
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goalie001
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stupid juggalo
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Spyingcheeseman
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you should've stayed and kicked them all in the mouths. they'd leave you alone then.
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RoseRivers
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You are running away from stupid little Chihuahuas when you can just step on them. This is more of a fail than a fml.
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Islapboxmidgets
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or just kick em! lol but I'm not an animal abuser unless I'm keepin myself from being bit at the ankles lmao
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rissygrl08
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well i would probably decide against kicking them because if you seriously injure one of them you could get in a lot of trouble with the neighbor, regardless if they were chasing you or not
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CodingSquirrel
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Not really. If they were attacking you then the owners would be at fault for not properly taking proper care of their pets.
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kotabones
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Pepper spray.
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fylbear
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ahaha! niceee job, sue them(: lol
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PurplePeeps
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I'll sue your ass for spreading sterotypes, bitch.
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Onlydie
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Are you retarded
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punkylemon
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you gotta just love chihuahuas!=D
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jjames67
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ydi for running away from chihuahuas.
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benjimm1
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u ran away from Chihuahuas? wat was the worst they could do, ask for a taco??
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KRS_13
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once my friends chihuahua bit my lip and took a chunk of meat out my my lip causing my to go to the hospital and get 5 stiches. is THAT worse then asking for a taco?
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Crimsonhead
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Are you a pair of two year old girls?