No #1, I know you can do better. Try this, TRRROOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

#1 threw out a quick "ha" to make sure that he/she would be #1.

Even a 'haha' would have been more satisfying. 'Ha' sounds like a karate chop to me.

'Ha' is Hungarian for 'If' - it is actually a deeply philosophical comment, insightful in its brevity.

"What if?" is a pretty powerful question, wouldn't you say?(:

What is "like a girl"?

after being attacked by a dog (that I was familiar with) and receiving 35 stitches and now awful scars I'm terrified of even little yappy dogs. so stfu.

#17 no you stfu!!!

I realized I didn't need to get involved with this (just like you didn't) but you don't have a reason to tell #17 to stfu. You were never in the conversation in the first place and there was no offending comments made, so don't get why you had to jump in.

Yea and running too! When you run away from a dog they are gonna chase you,So you are suppose to not make eye contact with them and walk away.But if it's like full speed attacking you,you beat&kick the dog in the nose.

Hmm wait wouldn't screaming be a good thing ? Op would attract attention and help. ^_^

But by screaming op would also be challenging an aggressive animal, so someone might come help, but op's chances of being mauled would increase.

ATTACK PUPPY OF CUTE DOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

what's that mean

black for fail