Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I ran to hug my best friend at the airport after not seeing her for two years. I sprinted, arms wide, yelling her name. Turns out it wasn’t her. It was a stranger with the same haircut who looked absolutely horrified as I body-slammed them in baggage claim. My actual friend was behind me, trying to film the embarrassment. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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ClaireBear9087 0
get your eyes checked fooo'
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
do you always run towards ppl like that? :S
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Comments (114)
ClaireBear9087 0
get your eyes checked fooo'
hackymeal 0
Wow, you're an embarrassment.
Tasanasanta 0
And her brain...
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
RAPE!!!
the_flirtt 0
hey you met someone new ?
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
woah woah wait. r. a. p. e. is a bad word to them???
Tasanasanta 0
20-yes
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
dangggg.
Rachel_fml 20
It's frowned upon. If you could please find something to say that is more appropriate.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
PANDA!.
FFML_314 12
How is that sexual harassment? I wonder about children these days, they just don't know anything. OP, at least we know you're friendly and..maybe a bit odd! You fit in wonderfully around here. :P
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
I tried to say r a p e. (for god sakes don't mod this comment) but it modded my comment. (the fml creators are really stricked
rallets 23
you should still tackle her haha
FFML_314 12
So, you know why you were moderated, yet continue to use an inappropriate word? I would think the moderator that commented, telling you to not use that word, was a sign that you are out of line and breaking the rules. They actually aren't that strict, but people can't run around this website, throwing around vulgar words and saying whatever they want. The moderators have some class, you should follow their lead. Stop using the word.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
I hate the creators
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
no wonder they're British.
illmatic2 16
WTF fml, you really make Americans look stupid.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Americans ARE stupid!
zp5 4
lol I can imagine...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I can fix that.
KingDingALing 9
This isn't an fml. **** you, OP.
bishoprsv2 0
OP should have kept on going and rammed straight into the stranger to teach the other bystanders a lesson as to who is boss. That is, IF you're the boss...
KiddNYC1O 22
ffml, who's your friend?
xlostwithoutu 0
Ok. So I'm guessing.. you don't have that many friends?
DudeImBetter 0
woah wait a sec 100 meters what's that is that like a couple miles or inches or gallons cause I can't decide if this is an fml or not.
ActionManly 11
Wow... even if it WAS your friend, that still would've been embarrassing...
flyersfan365 0
I loled at the tribal battle cry part
mjl0372 0
really?
_HeadShot_ 0
op is a retard. ydi for being stupid.
sevans 0
no 100 meters is a quarter of a quarter mile. (it's late don't feel like getting all technical)
lesley69 0
100 meters is like 300 feet not 2 miles you silly rabbit
rob780202 0
lookin good #1
lexielovesyou 0
dumbass[:
rushiee 0
i wonder what idiot actually does that in public, what the heck haha (:
rushiee 0
oh, besides op of course.. fuafp! ****!
cruxx 0
i like turtles
simonsaysYDI 8
I'm imagining you like, literally an inch away from her face with your arms still eaves wildly and this random person is recoiling in fright. This is a good mental image. For all you boring noobs, friends are meant to be greeted in a loud and obnoxious manner. Who else can you be loud and obnoxious with?
junker311 0
You sound annoying.
Lopop72 0
Your my hero.
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
Today, i was walking in a secluded park when out of no where a girl come screeming they weirdest stuff, she tackles me. Then she took a dump on my chest. FML
Dawminator 16
It happens to all of us so I don't think this is her fault.
Doomire 0
stupid idiot
greengirllove 4
agreed.
530boy 0
agreed x2
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
agreed x3
Hummbinger 5
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
C-C-C-Combo breaker Killer!
530boy 0
dang it!
DaleksAreEpic 0
*HEADDESK*
rushiee 0
*HEADWALL* ow..
mexicutioner123 0
HEADSHOT!!
iicaptainjr 0
C-c-c-combo Breaker!!!
regine22joy 0
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER KILLER :3
kieran247 0
haha sucks
peacelovekat 0
third
LexRB 0
wtf
AbsoluteTurtle 0
you ugleez
UpYoursInAdvance 0
210 LMFAO YOUR PIC LMFAO
peacelovekat 0
look who's talkinf
xlostwithoutu 0
#4 Is that even you in your picture? Or did you Just find it?
cathy0x 3
#225, i bet its found, it says shes 30yrs old, and the girl in the pic looks about 18...
mcxhunni 0
181= WIN
sweetdreams20 0
lol deadest warrior
sweetdreams20 0
can't write
PrincessClairey 0
haha good show :3 and that sounds like something I would totally do. I think I DID do that today xD
awesomeness1004 3
i think you need glasses OP
MissErikaHart 0
op said the friend wad 100 meters away. that's hella far down the road
sukhdeep 4
yeah
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
do you always run towards ppl like that? :S
Infamous_Hawk 6
WILL MGOVENY
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
FREE WEEZY!!!!!
brennboo 3
I would been like 'ha! just kidding :)' then awkwardly walked away :) hahaha but seriously fail on OPs part
brennboo 3
*would have
BahahahLOL 0
Lil Wayne is horrible.
Astroman129 7
Lol @ the tribal battle cry. And this isn't an FML, just a minorly awkward moment.
pachecogirl 0
dumbasssss! why would you do that anyways? :o ydi!
Frenchtony 17
A good time with a Texas girl, hmmmm sounds good!
underaegis 0
because they were/are drunk, high, crazy, lesbian, weird, stupid, or most likley a human... something seriously wrong with that race
ironic_legacy 9
145 - I am part of an ultra-secret government program to eradicate all illegal alien life, and your comment sounded really suspicious to me. Could you please give me your ID or Solar passport. Cooperation would be appreciated
mattiecyberbee 0
lol and what did the other person do!?
Steele2926 0
rave!!!!!!
xxxbooxxx 16
oh my goshness!!! :O I frikken LOVE your hair!!! it's beautiful!!!!!
the_flirtt 0
nocturnal is gona be awesome !!!
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
Pink woulda been sexier
xxxbooxxx 16
no purple is much better.
adorkable_spazz 0
your hair is frickin' amazing. <3 it.
mattiecyberbee 0
ya that's not me she's my favourite scene queen and that's why it's my pic
xxxbooxxx 16
ooohh. okay.