By Stewtato - 12/07/2019 22:30

Today, a bat flew into my house. We locked it in my brother's room, complete with cats, and just barely got it back outside alive. We later found out it was an endangered species, so we also narrowly avoided arrest. FML
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ajh1800 25
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I don't think you were that close to being arrested. How would law enforcement have found out about it unless you called them to your house to help? And even then, you weren't purposely trying to kill the bat. More like fuck the bats life. Glad it got out ok.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Bruce Wayne you are not.

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ajh1800 25
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I don't think you were that close to being arrested. How would law enforcement have found out about it unless you called them to your house to help? And even then, you weren't purposely trying to kill the bat. More like fuck the bats life. Glad it got out ok.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Bruce Wayne you are not.

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FtheHumanity 17
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Good on you for getting it outside alive, That sounds nuts.

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raven_of_azarath 34
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You had a chance for a pun, and you blew it. You totally could have said batty.

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KittyMack 13
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I hope your cats are vaccinated. I'd be worried about rabies if there was any contact.

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