Work, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Toilet: Happy dance

Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

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Sunday 27 October 2024 23:36

It would have been a whole lot weirder if he’d found you in there just sitting in the dark.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 27 October 2024 23:36

It would have been a whole lot weirder if he’d found you in there just sitting in the dark.

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