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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 15:05 - United Kingdom - Eastleigh

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
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heftysmash253 6

Sounds like foreplay isn't his best quali-tea

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heftysmash253 6

Sounds like foreplay isn't his best quali-tea

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meli1195 31

your bf is pretty awesome though OP. always good to be able to laugh with the person you're sleeping with.

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SubparAtBest 23

Doesnt seem like foreplay is his cup of tea.

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ShowMeKay 20

Also love that she's from the UK and used a tea analogy lol

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ohSNAPyall 26

As a dry teabag is to a cup of tea, an air hump is to a successful wooing.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Meaning that air humping is the first step to any successful woo.

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NotGabe 28

This has got to be one of the funniest analogies I've seen on this site.

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Dinonick 15

Teabag isn't the only thing that stays dry.

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herofaircloth 18

You're either way too young, or you're having terrible sex.

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jake131000 21

People on this app are typically not naive, they pretend to be stupid by asking naive questions.

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Paintonmyarms214 21

Hey, communication is good, and if that keeps up then eventually he'll know just how to get you ready. Keep working with him, OP, and don't give up until you've helped him get you from foreplay to ******.

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