By jeffnn - 24/12/2016 04:18 - United States - Melbourne

Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they thought it would be funny to pee on it while I wasn't looking. Nobody noticed until my wife ate one of the pee-covered gingerbread men. FML
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Tenbed 10
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<p>YDI. A soggy baked good is pretty easy to identify.</p>

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tukejayden 0
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They peed on the gingerbread house are they ok? lmao mentally that is

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Zelda9678 11
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Wait, so they PEED on your ginger bread?! What kids would do that?!

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tukejayden 0
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They peed on the gingerbread house are they ok? lmao mentally that is

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ProperInglish 2
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and physically once that dad is through with them.

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Magnoxidans 19
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Was she pissed off? :D

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Lalala579121 27
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Better that than pissed on, like the gingerbread house.

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almost_there44 26
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How did she not notice a soaking wet ginger bread man?

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cheeeksss 29
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And how does one not notice the smell?

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Kaylana_fml 31
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Please why, I don't understand D: What is wrong with your kids??

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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What the hell? I've heard of kids doing some pretty crazy/disgusting things, but this is a whole new kind of bad behavior. I hope you punished them for this.

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PikarooArtist 17
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How did your wife not notice the pee soaked nor the nasty smell of the gingerbread cookies?

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trucker2 33
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How old are these kids.... Where were you while this was taking place....pack up them Xmas gifts till next year...

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RichardPencil 30
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Urine trouble!

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Cali 54
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Title of one of my undergrad projects. Not kidding.

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r1has 28
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The degree of FMLness depends on the age of the kids in question. Imagine how much worse it'd be if they were teenagers

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sturschaedel 27
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The age doesn't even matter. Once they are old enough to be able to aim without someone helping them (somewhere around 2 years old), they are old enough to know where peeing is acceptable. Something is seriously wrong with them.

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Colon_Man 17
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Little Bobby turns 35 next March.

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