Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings,...

By dodgerkiss - 10/06/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 23:01 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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…and then everyone clapped

By boobsnbaseball - 02/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML

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Play ball

By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Shocked - 21/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML

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my_fml_account 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:06

guess he wanted to dodge that one

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:16

Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.

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my_fml_account 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:06

guess he wanted to dodge that one

RedBaron91 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:08

Your crush is a fuckass!

hellokittywhore 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:17

hehe number one!!! you are my hero!!! good pun if it was intended and btw nice screen name!!! *^__^*super happy face!!!!

ifinsane 6

Friday 28 October 2011 21:24

Ha Ha

pjspelce 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:06

Lol that sucks :P

ryrock310 10

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:11

he dodged a dodgerkiss haha

IFUCKINLOVETEA 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:09

akward

Stavros_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:11

He was probably just shy?

C0M1C4L 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:50

he probably is i mean your in front of 30k people

valuemeal2 1

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:11

At least the crowd was sympathetic? FYL.

MikeOG 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:14

Awww I missed it. Dodgers vs. Padres right? I was there! lol sorry

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:16

Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.

a_Face 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:17

u were going to a DODGERS game u deserve that! GO giants! jkjk ouch that sux fyl

dumdum1000 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:51

I like your comment up until jk!!! no sympathy for dodgers fans!

toilet10 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 2:43

asshole^ dodgers are amazing.

skittycat213 19

Saturday 8 September 2012 10:47

Yeah! Giants ftw!

kennaem1 11

Thursday 25 October 2012 5:00

SF Giants are the shit

threer 30

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:52

Okay.. One, this is an FML about people. Not dodgers fans. "Today, I got hit by a car on the way to a Dodgers game and lost the use of my lower body. FML." OHH HE DESERVED IT **** DODGERS. Ahm. No. Same thing, see, you shitheads?