Whatever u do, don't shake his hand

Tell him you won a math debate.

Baby caterpillar is redundant. A caterpillar is a baby butterfly. You don't say "baby calf" or "baby puppy," do ya?

Should have worked out in your favor, he probably was in a better mood after.

Do I hear registered sex offender ?

I seriously read that as anal performance... Awkward??

big win for you! he can't exactly penisise you for seeing that. something this engorged always has a habit of making sticky situations last forever, but stay with it. ahahaha fyl op.sorry!

Your boss likes The Lonely Island song "watch me do me"

That is good. He will be relaxed and easy going during your assessment. He may need a cigarette though.

If he gives you a bad performance assessment you can always black mail him with this. Look at the positives.