Promoted!

By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
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ViviMage 38

Plzdonttouchmekthanxbi

Please, tell me you smelled soap.... Lots of soap.

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ViviMage 38

Plzdonttouchmekthanxbi

He needs reported...

Indeed. And OP needs to wash their face with bleach, then follow up on the report, because if they don't report, the boss now owns them.

First, I hope he washed his hands after he nutted. Also, is the next job title in your career path "Fluff Girl?"

Fluff guy, well can you imagine the promotion if he offered a helping hand?

I hope he washed his hands.

Please, tell me you smelled soap.... Lots of soap.