Intimacy: Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Sandman2015 - 29/01/2016 18:36 - United States - American Fork

Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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By fired - 09/08/2013 22:17

Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML

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Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Wednesday 22 August 2012 0:08

Sounds like he was doing his own performance assessment!

Icejza_DaChilla 7

Wednesday 22 August 2012 0:09

*sniff sniff* What's that smell..? It smells like blackmail to me!

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hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:32

That awkward moment.........

slicknick38 4

Thursday 23 August 2012 4:35

Promotion!

Schnauser 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:30

BULLSHIT! You're a ****** lier!!!

nickolascronk 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:55

So how was your review?

sydaknee 6

Thursday 23 August 2012 8:07

Was he hot? LOL

karmaababyy 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 10:30

Don't shake his hand ever. You might not ever know when or how often he does that.

kassihunt 2

Friday 24 August 2012 15:10

WOW

on_the_flip_side 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 17:43

Heads up! He's cumming around the mountain!

meghaninblack 4

Sunday 19 May 2013 16:48

So, how'd it go?

MrBoredomioo 18

Thursday 28 November 2013 7:24

Did the good man happen to then test you by making you endure Fifty Shades Of Grey read to you?

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