Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
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FMLkoala
| 28
I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.
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WhoopteDo
| 26
Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP
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WhoopteDo
| 26
Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP
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KushCrushin89
| 10
How was he too chicken? He clearly said he didn't want to date her anymore. There's not much more he could have said to be clearer.
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
Smooth...
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FMLkoala
| 28
I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.
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Flaming_Pandas
| 15
Sould've shown him up by bringing home a different kind of meat ;)
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zarosian
| 17
Iron reaver soul stealer
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GuiLD15
| 7
no not really
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Supersonic54
| 18
I don't think Inuyasha would be interested in such affairs #43
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thedarklordsatan
| 7
BURN!!!
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Chibi_Kitten
| 24
#43- no this is more like Mirōku...
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Cass_x
| 22
Please don't tell me you brought him food after that,.
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mannatee
| 19
What kind of statement is that
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igive
| 28
A logical one.
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Crofty92
| 17
If she'd bought the food first he wouldn't have dumped her.
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harrypotter955
| 19
Poison the chicken...
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Journiexo
| 18
This is a break-up, not a murder
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Nordrag
| 26
There's a difference? o.o I've been doing it wrong all along.
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Dozer1988
| 14
A little laxatives won't hurt anything but his pride. (And maybe parts of his digestive tract, temporarily.) Just keep a straight face while he eats.
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Arwen_Evenstar
| 37
But if they kick in while he's still there, it's an issue.
You bake a cake and ask if he wants some to take home. And remember to not eat any cake yourself!
You bake a cake and ask if he wants some to take home. And remember to not eat any cake yourself!
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LastQueenLyssa
| 11
Eh, I like his thinking though. Not necessarily poison, but as what was said, laxatives could work too. OP's boyfriend deserves whatever's coming for him! Hopefully ex-boyfriend, if not soon!
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mattjamt
| 16
You guys are harsh - Remind me never to date a girl that uses FML!
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lesley3r3
| 22
Lool one of your 20 questions before we date 'can I see your apps please?' Real smooth
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anmolm97
| 12
Tell him to say what he has to say without being a chicken.
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Liiiiiiiiike
| 15
Obviously the relationship you had with him was a joke to him... He was just in it for the chicken.
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maximus_prime
| 24
Making assumptions? Their relationship might have been finger licking good, but has since foweled.
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Liamj774
| 36
Yeah, it's too bad OP's boyfriend grilled her
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mackdeezy
| 21
Tell him he can see those people as he goes to get HIMSELF food. Sorry OP
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715chiefs
| 15
What a cock.
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extrasnipes
| 22
No more cat for him.
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Liiiiiiiiike
| 15
But now that you're single you should message me ;-) lol