How was he too chicken? He clearly said he didn't want to date her anymore. There's not much more he could have said to be clearer.

Sould've shown him up by bringing home a different kind of meat ;)

Iron reaver soul stealer

no not really

I don't think Inuyasha would be interested in such affairs #43

BURN!!!

#43- no this is more like Mirōku...

What kind of statement is that

A logical one.

If she'd bought the food first he wouldn't have dumped her.

This is a break-up, not a murder

There's a difference? o.o I've been doing it wrong all along.

A little laxatives won't hurt anything but his pride. (And maybe parts of his digestive tract, temporarily.) Just keep a straight face while he eats.

But if they kick in while he's still there, it's an issue. You bake a cake and ask if he wants some to take home. And remember to not eat any cake yourself!

Eh, I like his thinking though. Not necessarily poison, but as what was said, laxatives could work too. OP's boyfriend deserves whatever's coming for him! Hopefully ex-boyfriend, if not soon!

You guys are harsh - Remind me never to date a girl that uses FML!

Lool one of your 20 questions before we date 'can I see your apps please?' Real smooth

Making assumptions? Their relationship might have been finger licking good, but has since foweled.

Yeah, it's too bad OP's boyfriend grilled her

No more cat for him.