By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
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clair_brodie 34
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I am more curious as to why you were barefoot.

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ohsnapword 21

Ah the old saying still holds true. You gotta give head to get ahead.

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ohsnapword 21

Ah the old saying still holds true. You gotta give head to get ahead.

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julfunky 29

Well if that were the case then he’s doing it all wrong. The boyfriend was supposed to give head to someone ABOVE his pay grade.

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Chris Smith_1291676952 8
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Shh. Don't tell them their mistake.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

not in this situation. as the boss is the one giving it.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Genius idea to get a little action at work. You were more likely to win that $1.6bn lottery jackpot than you were almost being caught by your boyboss' boss. Totally a freak occurrence for him/her to show up at some point.

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clair_brodie 34
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I am more curious as to why you were barefoot.

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Dave_Davington 33
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You know how most people store their man kebabs in their pants, yes? Well, obviously this guy's pork sword is so massive that he keeps it in his shoe.

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RichardPencil 30
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Sounds like an episode of the gay porn sitcom "Who's the Boss?"

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manb91uk 22

Are you an avid fap - I mean fan - Mr Pencil?

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engineerosaurus 26
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YDI for dating your boss AND for trying to get action at work. You both should’ve been immediately fired and walked out the door.

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Glowworm56 26
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What weird office porno is this?

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Aiden89 23

They say, never mix business with pleasure.

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thomasthedankengine 11
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wait... if your boyfriend was giving you a blowjob, are you gay? if u are a girl you would be giving him a bj

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tounces7 27

I think this one is pretty obvious, don't you? I mean, unless he's REALLY driven to succeed at work.

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thelittlem 15
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nah he's totally straight.

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Angcrad 17
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He just needs to proclaim "no homo" before every sexual act

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Quasita 26
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You know, some of us women do also call it getting head and receiving a blowjob. It's just vernacular. While I'm pretty certain the poster is indeed gay, it really shouldn't matter lmao

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
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Not that I've ever given a blowjob to anyone, but I'm pretty sure he took his shoes off so he doesn't fold the leather on his work shoes.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
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It doesn't explain the socks though. I have no answer for that.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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"Was giving me a blowjob at work" was all I had to read when I pressed YDI. Keep those acts at home.

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