Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...

Or a hand

Seems like he already has a sex toy..

Sounds to me like he needs a lock not a toy.

Agreed! Now you don't have to worry about guessing on a Christmas present.

Agreed! Now you don't have to worry about guessing on a Christmas present.

Or a fleshlight

^A fleshlight is a sex toy.

Doesn't matter had stuffed sex :D

Fleshlight! Alien~

43 - And a cat is a feline. Captain Obvious strikes again!

I would give Op a hug. She must be sad, but more mad at her brother.

Now show us on the bear where the bad man touched you...Wait...

31- he doesn't really need a lock considering it was his sister's room, not his. His sister is the one who needs the lock. Poor OP =(

Maybe by lock it was a metaphor for a girlfriend.

I hear the fleshlights work good! I also hear little brothers are always weird in that stage

I guess he's the pedobear

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Good one :)

Ah yeah :)

I knew it. It just had to be done, didn't it? I knew someone was going to say it, the OP knew someone was going to say it, whoever is thumbing me down right now knew someone was going to say it. That damn pedo-bear meme... Creepy as hell.

I was waiting for this joke.

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Keep up!! He was dressing it in slutty clothing..

..probably told it Santa wasn't real.

~Holds out Rupert~ Ok, now let's see here. He touched him there... There... Here.... Oh god Rupert say it isn't so! Looks like he touched him ~sniffles~ there too. Rupert we don't have to talk about it until you're ready...

Oh my

Aww, poor Teds gonna need counseling.

Good thing it wasn't a young teddy bear.

Hopefully OP doesn't still use it..

I... I don't even want to know.

What I can tell you is that this is the third comment in a couple of weeks of a brother violating an expensive lotion bottle, donut and now a teddy bear. Are they all getting the same ideas from these FML posts?

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.... How did you figure out it was your brother's friend?

Her brothers "friend."

My sister and I told my brother, and he busted him out, ha. Not much to tell about how I found out.

#8 You do realize that holding a blacklight up to something will not show semen on it, right? And I don't think your brothers friend would risk getting caught just so he could fuck an old teddy bear.

72 - Actually, semen has fluorescent molecules, which means it does glow under a blacklight. And 64 - It sounds like your brother did it and blamed his friend.

How would a teddy bear feel good for sex? I don't see how this would feel good at all.

Noooooo poor Ted!!

Your brother is a bastard what he has done to Ted cannot be undone!!!

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Actually, I would not recommend Omega Wash. They are last on my list of preferred dry-cleaning companies.

I think there is something wrong with your eyes, sir/ma'am.

74- it was a joke if you hadn't noticed. Where is this world going if we need to write "(this was a joke/pun)" after each joke/pun we write on the Internet. 74, you need to find your long lost friend called humour.

There is no way to unsee that... I'm so sorry.

Yes, there is a way. Think of your mom shaving your dad's balls. That will easily obliterate the brother-fucking-the-teddy-bear image. Warning: the cure may be worse than the disease.

Its Lose-Lose situation. I bet OP wished the Neuralyzer (flashy makes you forget tool from Men In Black) was real right about now.