Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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Lucien Hollywood 8

Monday 20 May 2019 1:06

sucks that he ruined your clothes. maybe offer to take him to pick out his own Eilish like clothes

Sonotsuave 34

Monday 20 May 2019 1:16

I don’t blame him 😂 I bought four crop tops from her albums recently. But seriously there were alternatives to ruining your clothes and having it affect you, so I’m sorry. Instead of seeing it as an annoyance, try to be empathetic of his fandom and changing wardrobe style and maybe make a deal, like you’ll help him play up his outfits if he compensates you for the clothing he took.

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Lucien Hollywood 8

Monday 20 May 2019 1:06

sucks that he ruined your clothes. maybe offer to take him to pick out his own Eilish like clothes

Sonotsuave 34

Monday 20 May 2019 1:16

I don’t blame him 😂 I bought four crop tops from her albums recently. But seriously there were alternatives to ruining your clothes and having it affect you, so I’m sorry. Instead of seeing it as an annoyance, try to be empathetic of his fandom and changing wardrobe style and maybe make a deal, like you’ll help him play up his outfits if he compensates you for the clothing he took.

PenguinPal3017 19

Monday 20 May 2019 2:29

HEr clothes WENT pOOF

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 20 May 2019 2:41

Be glad he’s not into Cardi B?

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Monday 20 May 2019 3:40

Does this Billie Eilish dress like she rummaged through the waste scraps at Mugatu's Derelicte show?

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Monday 20 May 2019 10:30

maybe subconsciously he's wanting to spend time with you

Late For Breakfast 19

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Monday 20 May 2019 23:14

Looking like that "might seduce your dad type"

Brooklyn Parker 4

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Tuesday 21 May 2019 14:03

She is so shit and the whole “trend” won’t last long.Sucks about you clothes

maserle 8

Thursday 17 October 2019 15:18

singer.. hmm.. mumbler perhaps. sorry about your stuff.

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