Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were...

By abc123 - 16/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By x.x - 06/07/2014 05:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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Queen_bee1234 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:24

That's what you call blind love.

botanistjessica 24

Monday 16 December 2013 19:25

This sounds like a scene from a cheesy romantic comedy, haha.

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Queen_bee1234 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:24

That's what you call blind love.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 16 December 2013 20:18

Shower fail...

DREAMCATCHERoooo 4

Monday 16 December 2013 21:27

is this really such a big deal? you want to f your life for that? well... F your life.for being so sensitive

AnimeRules1125 24

Wednesday 18 December 2013 1:43

That.. Was the best pun I've ever heard.

Riku714 25

Wednesday 18 December 2013 14:11

Romantic..

Oxonian3 8

Monday 16 December 2013 19:25

Why is this an FML? Sounds like fun

botanistjessica 24

Monday 16 December 2013 19:25

This sounds like a scene from a cheesy romantic comedy, haha.

SgtAssCheeks 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:25

An eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind.

Rainhawk94 27

Monday 16 December 2013 21:44

Gandhi would be proud

Fmeonce_shameonu 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:55

An eye for an eye makes the world see the same.... Pun intended for my dumbass profile pic

SmittyKick 18

Monday 16 December 2013 19:25

That's up there in worst things to happen in the shower

ninjaCarebear 17

Monday 16 December 2013 19:25

At least your eyes are clean now!

calvino15 7

Monday 16 December 2013 19:30

Soap doesn't clean eyes...

Mshrodes 13

Monday 16 December 2013 19:40

Especially saliva-infused soap.

calvino15 7

Monday 16 December 2013 19:28

At least you didn't drop it...

SgtAssCheeks 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:31

Well hey, they're together and this isn't jail. I'd say it's a win-win situation.

Enslaved 36

Monday 16 December 2013 19:51

Put that spit to good uses! ;)

SgtAssCheeks 21

Monday 16 December 2013 20:16

mixed with just a bit of soap. This IS the best outcome.

AnimeRules1125 24

Wednesday 18 December 2013 1:45

What the f*ck...?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 16 December 2013 19:29

Love is blind but craziness always follows ~Unknown (to me)

sunnyray812 42

Monday 16 December 2013 19:30

I totally see that being in a movie.

TheWildRover1 12

Monday 16 December 2013 19:31

not the worst thing that's ever been in your eye though op ayy?? ayy?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 17 December 2013 20:50

Oh my god are you serious?

jcross01 9

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:34

epic

AnimeRules1125 24

Wednesday 18 December 2013 1:46

Seriously? That's nasty. Wtf man. Wtf

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