Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
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Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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LuminousKing 7
I guess he's the pedobear
tootsie68 22
Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...
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Comments (104)
CuriousAlien 7
What happened to HIS bears? Lol, and couldn't he go in his room! I hope that wasn't one of your favorite teddy bears!
GUNN1313 3
I hope you at least let him Finish nothing worse than blue balls
perdix 31
You ought to buy that kid a hooker. He's so horny, he's dipping his dick into that dry, wrinkly stuffing.
secretsymbiote21 5
whoa! thats some heavy Shit. throw the Teddy bear away, and never let him near your things again. creepy
perdix 31
I wouldn't eat apple pie at your house, if you know what I mean ;)
jmelsha11 11
We don't know what you mean...
KatjaM 15
American Pie...The movie; more specifically the first one.
ICastillo 25
More specific... the guy in the movie ***** the pie.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Time to call in the Teddy Bear Liberation Front.
geko911 22
We are the TBLF! We are here to avenge our fallen brother! Oh god.. Ohhh god, what is he doing to that penguin!?!
dennis96411 12
Future furry right there. You should probably burn the bear afterwards.
kennaem1 11
How imPAWSibly scarring for your bear
heatheralford20 1
......awkward....(backs away slowly)......hmmmm
pabst4america 1
What's the point of typing a joke that you know is bad on purpose, and then writing "sorry, this joke is terrible?"