Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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LuminousKing 7
I guess he's the pedobear
tootsie68 22
Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...
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Comments (104)
jazzykinss 1
Ewww
Quimpo 14
You should have took a picture and show it to all his friends lol
drayloon 50
Teddy bears: Man's best friend, with benefits.
sbarua219 17
Wtf
moodyreallyrocks 27
Encourage him to meet new people..
poopehdoo 9
Nuuuuuuuuu >__<