Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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LuminousKing 7
I guess he's the pedobear
tootsie68 22
Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...
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Comments (104)
Chel2010 10
Anyone else think of Rupert? (Stewie's bear) Different circumstance, but similar result lol
BenL97 5
I thought of Wilfred's bear "Bear".
Chel2010 10
On another note....wow OP.... You need to have a serious talk with him. My brother is 15.....I don't even want to think about that....
htownpostman 16
Sounds like a brother/sister prank... Just a little more sick than the norm
BulldogHoops 14
That must have been unBEARable. Sorry, I'll just stop.
penguinsniper822 4
I can't BEAR to listen to these kinds of jokes.
kurodansei 16
I mean seriously this BEARLY passes as humurous don't take it pURSAnally but they're kinda lame puns.
TheOneTC 8
Kids that age are like dogs, they'll hump anything
spaboolly 26
You'll find those people in just about any age group. Certain people just don't have any self-control, and using age as an excuse doesn't help to teach them.
KingCeltic77 18
It's like when New Brian humped Rupert.
ArielTheMermaid 17
That must have been awkward for both of you
nothing92x 13
Did he go bareback while on top of the bear's back?
texashater75 16
Let's just hope he doesn't buy you furrys costume for Christmas
perdix 31
Cougar bears need lovin', too!