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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

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Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

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Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML

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By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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LuminousKing 7

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

I guess he's the pedobear

tootsie68 22

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...

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Chel2010 10

Monday 22 October 2012 3:25

Anyone else think of Rupert? (Stewie's bear) Different circumstance, but similar result lol

BenL97 5

Monday 22 October 2012 7:05

I thought of Wilfred's bear "Bear".

Chel2010 10

Monday 22 October 2012 3:27

On another note....wow OP.... You need to have a serious talk with him. My brother is 15.....I don't even want to think about that....

htownpostman 16

Monday 22 October 2012 3:28

Sounds like a brother/sister prank... Just a little more sick than the norm

BulldogHoops 14

Monday 22 October 2012 3:32

That must have been unBEARable. Sorry, I'll just stop.

penguinsniper822 4

Monday 22 October 2012 5:15

I can't BEAR to listen to these kinds of jokes.

kurodansei 16

Monday 22 October 2012 6:35

I mean seriously this BEARLY passes as humurous don't take it pURSAnally but they're kinda lame puns.

TheOneTC 8

Monday 22 October 2012 3:33

Kids that age are like dogs, they'll hump anything

spaboolly 26

Monday 22 October 2012 4:30

You'll find those people in just about any age group. Certain people just don't have any self-control, and using age as an excuse doesn't help to teach them.

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 22 October 2012 3:34

It's like when New Brian humped Rupert.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 22 October 2012 3:39

That must have been awkward for both of you

nothing92x 13

Monday 22 October 2012 3:43

Did he go bareback while on top of the bear's back?

texashater75 16

Monday 22 October 2012 3:45

Let's just hope he doesn't buy you furrys costume for Christmas

perdix 29

Monday 22 October 2012 3:51

Cougar bears need lovin', too!

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