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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

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Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 22:07 - United States

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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

Spicy

Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML

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By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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LuminousKing 7

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

I guess he's the pedobear

tootsie68 22

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...

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mcar 13

Monday 22 October 2012 20:09

These posts come up way too often on FML.

davidn 0

Monday 22 October 2012 23:05

Haha that's too funny.

babysealskullzz 1

Monday 22 October 2012 23:39

97% of all bear rapes go unreported.

BananerzFresh 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:54

No!!! Rupert!!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 5:46

And the tables have turned...

IPoopedOnU 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:25

This sounds like something I saw on iFunny. Where this kid asked how to have sex wit his sister teddy bears without her knowing... Guess he didn't get a good answer

megamandude455 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 17:17

Rupert! NOOOO!

starbuck420 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 18:35

Damn. Thanks kid. Thought I was the only one that ever did that

schalk 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 21:17

This has actually happened before on FML. I hope this is not a new thing. Oh and lock your door from now on.

pedobearhunter 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 2:49

So he is my apprentice...

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Bro do you even lift?

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