Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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Top comments
LuminousKing 7
I guess he's the pedobear
tootsie68 22
Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...
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Comments (104)
mcar 13
These posts come up way too often on FML.
davidn 0
Haha that's too funny.
babysealskullzz 1
97% of all bear rapes go unreported.
BananerzFresh 12
No!!! Rupert!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
And the tables have turned...
IPoopedOnU 12
This sounds like something I saw on iFunny. Where this kid asked how to have sex wit his sister teddy bears without her knowing... Guess he didn't get a good answer
megamandude455 10
Rupert! NOOOO!
starbuck420 2
Damn. Thanks kid. Thought I was the only one that ever did that
schalk 12
This has actually happened before on FML. I hope this is not a new thing. Oh and lock your door from now on.
pedobearhunter 6
So he is my apprentice...