Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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LuminousKing 7
I guess he's the pedobear
tootsie68 22
Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...
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Comments (104)
Evilpirate 10
Poor mr. Teddy bear :(
SaltukBugraHan 8
If you truly love someone, you'll learn to let your brother hump them senseless.
Nanael_fml 4
I find that rather creepy for him to go in your room and perform such an act with your Teddy I'd really hate to think what he was fantasizing about
RedPillSucks 33
I'll say it. He was fantasizing about his sister.
SApprentice 34
It's possible he wasn't doing anything to it with his penis. The FML says that he was violating the teddy bear- he could have just been immaturely poking at its crotch area or something like that.
schalk 12
OP was being subtle. He's 15 - give him 2 popsicle sticks and a rubber band and he'd find a way like some perverted McGuyver
Zoink360 0
at least he wasnt violating your socks
Gwyddone 29
Buy a new lock. And get therapy for the poor teddy and yourself...
DuckieBeanz14 0
Dude, that totally reminds me of the Robot Chicken episode with the hugably rapeably soft bear >.<
DuckieBeanz14 0
Rupert -.- get your Family Guy right next time.
skyeyez9 25
I would have assumed a desperate teen would prefer his hand with lube than...a polyester filled toy? Chafing? Dry? Wtf
ewang_ 12
Now ted's going to have to sing the "F you thunder" song AND the "F you 15 year old brother" song too.