Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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chaldochamp3 6
What a bitch
CrazyGirl445 4
Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.
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Comments (122)
SadinSherman 16
Well she is the one talking to a cat
XbambiX 3
well....if its true what are you whining about?!
dallas_louise 0
Maybe if you weren't such a useless bitch, your mom wouldn't do the crack she does to rant on to a cat.
V19Spartan 1
Mr Truffles agrees that you are a bitch
Priscillaaa_fml 1
it's ok I talk to my cat too.
FookMyLife2496 0
wow she's a bitch
TheCylonmaster 3
What a pussy!
TheCylonmaster 3
Today, I went to the bathroom at a movie theater after watching a movie, only to listen to a grown man on the pot singing, "Sittin' on the toilet... Sittin' on the toilet...".
cookies124 2
Cats are good listeners
DeLpHe3zY 7
yikes..