The Protector

By fuck - 14/08/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 861
You deserved it 15 806

Same thing different taste

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tarabelle 7

thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.

Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P ... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point

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tarabelle 7

thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.

You can make all the excuses you want but you know you tackled him because he looked a bit like Rush Limbaugh.

Well sorry for not being high when I posted 15...

oboewhore_xD 6

Tarabelle, your picture is kind of awkward.

andy_l 14

A very creepy one, I see ...

No good deed (or good intention in this case) goes unpunished :(

LiveLaughFML 10

18 wutwut is the beach you're in located in the desert? loving the mountains! lmao

KennKenn 0
chaldochamp3 6

How is this an FML? You tackled him. FHL

Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P ... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point

Why was he doing what? Walking around with her, and possibly paying for her stuff? The only thing the guy did wrong was look too *bumlike* to the OP!

No I meant why was he jogging up close behind her and looking like he was about to grab her?

who walks behind someone theyre shopping with..?

nativepimp 1

Why was OP following the girl and her father?

CDABXXX 5

Why wasn't 75 reading the FML properly?

Ithink if someone was being stalked they would at least notice it and look alittle panicked. But at least you were trying to help.

The father looked that bad that you mistook him for a bum.

I can't help imagine what he thought when you told him that he looked like a creep.

Why are you talking to yourself, sis?

Sorry, meant why instead of while on the other comment. This comment may appear to be from before I posted the other one in this thread. Fml is glitching -_-

I forgot to say the things I wanted to. But I really do look like I'm talking to myself. -.-

block1 2
THETRAIN 0

67 chime in on the family conversation Much

RabidBunny 10

Well, the intention was good at heart but the outcome overshadowed your determination. Next time, just watch your step and mind your head. :)

You've got some serious explaining to do!