By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 185
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What the hell? Ignore her till she stops

Meow meow meow?


What the hell? Ignore her till she stops

Solution: get a dog and talk through that

bfrench95 0

Slap that crazy pussy!

She's a nutbar.

Cat ladies aren't crazy, just misunderstood.

RocketNinjaFish 12

How is that even possible?

LiveLaughFML 10

curiosity killed OP :S

fthislyfe 22

Sometimes comments are funnier the FML. Like this time.

Ignore her or tell her to stop! that is the best way

Cats cannot talk is this lady on X ?

sounds like a lot of things could get lost in translation

seriously? omg YES THEY DO

Enjoy talking to your moms pussy for a while.

Marcella1016 31

Mom: "Mr. Cuddles, tell izu I'm not speaking to him!" Mr. Cuddles: -_-

Cats talk, they say "meow" I think OPs mom has problems..

Well after all, pussy is the universal language that everyone understands.

Mom: Tell my child to get his room cleaned Cat: Meow meow Mom: Now! Cat: Meow? Mom: Didn't you hear what I said? Cat: meow meow meow? -mom kicks cat- -cat flys to OP and claws his face- Unless it happens like this, I'm not saying your life is fucked!

Screw the ghost whisperer.. Shes the cat whisperer!!!!

What did you do?

XxHoPPoxX 8

A good cat is a dead cat

Respond through the medium of interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex?

35 - It's his/her mom. I don't think that's going to work out too well.

I was going to just go for good old interpretive dance, but I thought I'd switch it up a bit. If this FML is a guide to the usual antics of this family, then interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex would probably be considered an unusual but uninteresting sight, anyway.

Meow meow meow?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

What the fuckin hell dude that's fuckin sick!!! GTFO.

lolololer 8

i dont think the cat would "pass the milk" to OP :P

Haha, why not??

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Hey my cat talks too!!! And i thought i was crazy...

You still are

Madiluvsyuh98 2


saIty 17

You're so lucky to have Garfield as your cat.

Lasagna for lunch, every day! (:

Yeah what the fuck? And I thought I had an eccentric family.

ICaughtFire 4

Eccentric is one way of putting it. I love that choice of words!

Your cat can talk! Awesome!

How is It talking to your moms pussy? ....I'm sorry.........

Mad cat lady!