By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 205
You deserved it 2 744

Same thing different taste

Comments

Solution: get a dog and talk through that

bfrench95 0

Cat ladies aren't crazy, just misunderstood.

RocketNinjaFish 12
LiveLaughFML 10
fthislyfe 22

Sometimes comments are funnier the FML. Like this time.

Ignore her or tell her to stop! that is the best way

sounds like a lot of things could get lost in translation

Enjoy talking to your moms pussy for a while.

Marcella1016 31

Mom: "Mr. Cuddles, tell izu I'm not speaking to him!" Mr. Cuddles: -_-

Cats talk, they say "meow" I think OPs mom has problems..

Well after all, pussy is the universal language that everyone understands.

Mom: Tell my child to get his room cleaned Cat: Meow meow Mom: Now! Cat: Meow? Mom: Didn't you hear what I said? Cat: meow meow meow? -mom kicks cat- -cat flys to OP and claws his face- Unless it happens like this, I'm not saying your life is ******!

XxHoPPoxX 8

Respond through the medium of interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex?

35 - It's his/her mom. I don't think that's going to work out too well.

I was going to just go for good old interpretive dance, but I thought I'd switch it up a bit. If this FML is a guide to the usual antics of this family, then interpretive kung-fu style tantric sex would probably be considered an unusual but uninteresting sight, anyway.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

What the ****** hell dude that's ****** sick!!! GTFO.

lolololer 8

i dont think the cat would "pass the milk" to OP :P

saIty 17

You're so lucky to have Garfield as your cat.

Yeah what the ****? And I thought I had an eccentric family.

ICaughtFire 4

Eccentric is one way of putting it. I love that choice of words!

How is It talking to your moms pussy? ....I'm sorry.........