It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.

True, or OPs mom could need some serious medication

*Insert inappropriate pussy joke here*

that was a total CATastrophe #39

Sounds like dad gets pussy either way...

Time for therapy .-.

I honestly don't know what advice to give you. :/

" I don't know what to say... "
" Then make no sound. "

Sorry, I saw an opportunity to quote Les Miserables and I just had to seize it... I'll show myself out now.

that's the classy way of saying 'shut the fuck up'

Cosette was classy as fuck.

Cosette was a classy lady

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Maybe she is telling the truth and your dad is into that

Or maybe he was cheesing. Everyone does it these days.

south park reference spotted. right there, above me. :P

He just needed some pussy

I am gonna worship you for that pun.

kek'd myself

This is the one case where "any pussy will do"

Sounds about right

This needs a follow up..

Did your dad decide to run away with the cat?

Agreed!!! This definitely needs follow up, lol!!

Or did OP call the men in white coats and have nets?

Well, sounds like someone needs to get their meds checked.

That sounds really awful, maybe take her to a counselor??