By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
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It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.

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stryder9090 28
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He just needed some pussy

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Nymeria_fml 25
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It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.

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silvercamaro 22
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True, or OPs mom could need some serious medication

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HarshD9619 34
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*Insert inappropriate pussy joke here*

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tony1891 22

that was a total CATastrophe #39

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incoherentrmblr 21

Sounds like dad gets pussy either way...

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RageWolf16 31
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Time for therapy .-.

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SuperWhoMarvLock 22
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I honestly don't know what advice to give you. :/

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thespiantess 18
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" I don't know what to say... " " Then make no sound. " Sorry, I saw an opportunity to quote Les Miserables and I just had to seize it... I'll show myself out now.

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YellowKettleBell 31

that's the classy way of saying 'shut the fuck up'

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thespiantess 18
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Cosette was classy as fuck.

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thespiantess 18
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Cosette was a classy lady

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thespiantess 18
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[Why can't I edit this comment? Please ignore, I'm sorry.]

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tehstarchild 16

Maybe she is telling the truth and your dad is into that

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orbit 22

Or maybe he was cheesing. Everyone does it these days.

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stevenN659 24
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south park reference spotted. right there, above me. :P

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stryder9090 28
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He just needed some pussy

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Ahmad69a 10
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I am gonna worship you for that pun.

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RandomMishaps 14
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This is the one case where "any pussy will do"

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katieemerr 15
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This needs a follow up.. Did your dad decide to run away with the cat?

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RA91 26

Agreed!!! This definitely needs follow up, lol!!

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jthmtwin 16

Or did OP call the men in white coats and have nets?

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blackonblight 32
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Well, sounds like someone needs to get their meds checked.

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sydneysays 15
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That sounds really awful, maybe take her to a counselor??

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