FML : Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked...

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 February 2014 21:42 / United Kingdom - Bristol

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By CommanderCman1 | 15

#5848908 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:23

Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.

By awkwardloveannie | 28

#5848942 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:30

you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him

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By CommanderCman1 | 15

#5848908 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:23

Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5849015 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 03:32

hehe... for now.

andrewturtle | 16

#5849020 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 03:40

Plot twist: sports_guy3 is the old man.

smokecloud_ | 37

#5849021 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 03:41

Seems more like something perdix would do..

jellybeens_fml | 16

#5849169 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 07:37

We'll imagine how the buns feel.. They have to go home with him.

MrsDruidess | 23

#5849185 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 08:21

right!! Come on OP, harmless flirting. If thats the most violated you have ever felt, than you are blessed.

By Bulldozer36 | 21

#5848909 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:23

Sucks to be you but I hope I'm still able to get frisky when I'm old like that guy.

smokecloud_ | 37

#5849022 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 03:43

I'm with you. I'm going to be one of those crazy pervy old ladies and blame it on my senility! (spelling? real word?) I can't wait!

FangirlingAlways | 14

#5849097 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 05:02

When you're old you have all the excuses in the world.

By Federgirl | 19

#5848919 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:25

that guys a creep!

colton_colton | 49

#5849045 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 04:15

Just a lil' bit!

By xblaine | 17

#5848926 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:26

Pedophile alert.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5849012 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 03:29

Pervert alert.

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#5849080 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 04:44

Unless OP is a prepubescent child, no. "Pedophile" isn't synonymous with "creepy old pervert".

By olpally | 32

#5848927 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:27

Call the cops. What a freak!

Welshite | 39

#5848965 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:43

For what? Nothing illegal was done, nor was OP actually violated or harassed. You need to calm down.

JaegerMayCry | 12

#5849144 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 06:29

#5 reminds me of the lady who called 911 because McDonalds ran out of chicken mcnuggets.

Traitoro | 9

#5849427 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:49

Ya 43, this morning someone called the cops because their fire alarm wouldn't stop ringing.

ivydindy13 | 14

#5850088 - Thursday 6 February 2014 06:07

Well, if there really was a fire then that's a big difference...

By 746278Ab | 14

#5848929 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:27

When your old you can do whatever you want...

micgelleya | 15

#5849109 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 05:13

*you're

buckstop1 | 34

#6274320 - Sunday 26 April 2015 09:19

Exactly the point

By HopelesslyCiara5 | 19

#5848930 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:27

Is your father a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen. :P

By kinky44 | 28

#5848941 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:30

Ja! Buns and ties!

kinky44 | 28

#5848971 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:47

Waiting to see if anyone remembers this joke from Spongebob. . .

ajh1551 | 14

#5849806 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 10:47

*Still Waiting...* yeh this could take some time ;)

RobertoZ | 5

#5850116 - Thursday 6 February 2014 07:34

Well at least he didnt steal a balloon.

By awkwardloveannie | 28

#5848942 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:30

you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him

By blancoing | 14

#5848946 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:33

maybe he just was imagining they were some other buns... fyl

jellybeens_fml | 16

#5849164 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 07:29

You don't say??

HammyBear13 | 8

#5849196 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 08:57

45, you look like a guy who would do this.......o.0......

jellybeens_fml | 16

#5851825 - Saturday 8 February 2014 08:36

Am I sexy of wats

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