By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
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CommanderCman1 15
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Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.

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awkwardloveannie 28
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you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him

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CommanderCman1 15
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Be happy those are the only buns he squeezed.

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Sports_guy3 28
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hehe... for now.

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andrewturtle 16
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Plot twist: sports_guy3 is the old man.

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smokecloud_ 37
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Seems more like something perdix would do..

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jellybeens_fml 16
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We'll imagine how the buns feel.. They have to go home with him.

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MrsDruidess 23
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right!! Come on OP, harmless flirting. If thats the most violated you have ever felt, than you are blessed.

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Bulldozer36 21

Sucks to be you but I hope I'm still able to get frisky when I'm old like that guy.

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smokecloud_ 37
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I'm with you. I'm going to be one of those crazy pervy old ladies and blame it on my senility! (spelling? real word?) I can't wait!

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FangirlingAlways 14
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When you're old you have all the excuses in the world.

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Federgirl 19
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that guys a creep!

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colton_colton 49

Just a lil' bit!

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xblaine 17

Pedophile alert.

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Sports_guy3 28
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Pervert alert.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31
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Unless OP is a prepubescent child, no. "Pedophile" isn't synonymous with "creepy old pervert".

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olpally 32

Call the cops. What a freak!

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Welshite 39
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For what? Nothing illegal was done, nor was OP actually violated or harassed. You need to calm down.

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JaegerMayCry 13
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#5 reminds me of the lady who called 911 because McDonalds ran out of chicken mcnuggets.

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Traitoro 9
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Ya 43, this morning someone called the cops because their fire alarm wouldn't stop ringing.

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ivydindy13 14
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Well, if there really was a fire then that's a big difference...

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746278Ab 14

When your old you can do whatever you want...

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buckstop1 37
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Exactly the point

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HopelesslyCiara5 19
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Is your father a baker? Because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen. :P

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kinky44 28
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Ja! Buns and ties!

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kinky44 28
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Waiting to see if anyone remembers this joke from Spongebob. . .

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arandomusernameaa 20

*Still Waiting...* yeh this could take some time ;)

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RobertoZ 5
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Well at least he didnt steal a balloon.

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awkwardloveannie 28
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you violated? imagine how the buns must feel! and Theyre going home with him

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blancoing 14
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maybe he just was imagining they were some other buns... fyl

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jellybeens_fml 16
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You don't say??

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HammyBear13 8

45, you look like a guy who would do this.......o.0......

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jellybeens_fml 16
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Am I sexy of wats

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