By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bristol
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
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By  Bulldozer36  |  21

Sucks to be you but I hope I'm still able to get frisky when I'm old like that guy.

  colton_colton  |  49

Just a lil' bit!

  arandomusernameaa  |  20

*Still Waiting...* yeh this could take some time ;)