Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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porcelainkisses 5
Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!
GhettoXmuffin 7
I'd say eating cocks is more accurate
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Comments (208)
kitkatknicknack 12
She must be stuffed
FarSide 23
lol. And man, can she float on water!
supimnyancat 9
We've all made that mistake before, actually no, your daughter just a dumbass.
alxtreme 0
Those things taste great and economically friendly
kaykay20 0
Well the holiday mints do look similar to packing peanuts but after one bite it should have been obvious they weren't candy. I suggest keeping all packing peanuts away from her and letting her know theirs none of those candies in the house.
FarSide 23
Altoids they are not.
dethjam 3
Is she retarded?
upyourzlolz 11
Yes. Earlier, OP heard a very rude remark from a cashier.
Calyx_fml 22
She sounds retarded. No, really. Developmentally challenged. Either that or she was high off her ass.
thiscrazything 1
Damn, make her a sandwich. Better yet, make her make herself a sandwich so she can see what real food looks like.
xoxPatrina 8
Is there something mentally wrong with her?
Entheatus 13
Packing pellets just lead to worse and worse things. Pretty soon she'll be eating large pieces of styrofoam, then drywall, and then rocks. I'm sure there are support groups that can help her.
xwabombwx 5
Yea, crack rocks...