The runs

By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 04:58

Today, I woke up next to my wife at my in-laws. It was all set to be a beautiful morning when we got serves breakfast in bed, until my mother in-law started pointing at the big shit stain running from my ass and on to the sheets. Never trust a fart, especially when you're sleeping. FML
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I meeeaann....u didn't smell it?

Probably a good idea to wear underwear when you're the guest in someone elses house.....

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Did you have a night terror?

This is a good time to yell "Fuck!"

Must have scared the shit outta him.

I meeeaann....u didn't smell it?

Probably a good idea to wear underwear when you're the guest in someone elses house.....

Could you not feel it? I mean how could you not feel it all over you?

Something like that once happened to me. To be fair, it was after a day of drinking clear liquids before starting a colonoscopy prep, and there was no mother-in-law to be seen.