Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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porcelainkisses
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Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!
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GhettoXmuffin
| 7
I'd say eating cocks is more accurate
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porcelainkisses
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Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!
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AlexRen
| 21
He raised her up till then, it's her own choices she's fourteen
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
She couldn't help it, she's a dumbass herself. Just look at that completely unnecessary last sentence in the FML.
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iluvhobos
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Maybe she has pica? But she's probably just thick.
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JulieGoRawr
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its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:
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JulieGoRawr
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its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:
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JulieGoRawr
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its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:
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JulieGoRawr
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its The Holidays . She's Probably going to be eating her stocking. (:
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efynsien
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I heard of a dog that ate a rock and plugged his intestines:( he also ate a christmas stocking
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lalaland05
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Why do we need to know about that exactly?
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HetaliaFreak
| 10
63- Cool story, bro. You tell that one at parties?
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graham11
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89- he sure does and he's the life of the party!! *copy and paste* (I wrote this exact same thing on another FML.. Slow clap for originality!!)
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fymother
| 13
Hope you took her to the ER-- styrofoam is dangerous, inhaled or digested.
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mirag
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Maybe she is mentally challenged
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alstbv12
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Packing peanuts are usually made from starch these days...not too dangerous there...
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alstbv12
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Although now I see it says packing pellets so I don't know if there is a difference...
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farhil
| 14
She'll probably start listening to bubble wrap.
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julian24245
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That's nothing to congratulate over. There are plenty of dumbasses nowadays. Nothing special.
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shadystyle
| 6
she may have that eating disorder. some people eat washing powder
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blondebrunette11
| 4
Shoot.. Those arent christmas candy...?
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Alexisthebestest
| 16
They're pretty much cheetos without the calories & artificial flavoring. I think she's on to something here...
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anonymous100000
| 17
uhh can't those hurt you? take her to a hospital. or not and let her suffer. either way FYL
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GhettoXmuffin
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I'd say eating cocks is more accurate
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acpv19
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Haha good one
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zurisbloodyrose
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No, silly. That's at sixteen.
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StoryOfTheYear
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47- Hence the question "What's NEXT?"
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MrSexyPants
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No, silly, that's at 12. Yeah, the people I know suck. Er, literally.
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xleanne_aLly
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Eating cocks and smoking rocks.
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ShroomsOnAcid
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66- That's perfect. Maybe coating her teeth in semen can temporarily cover up the discoloration from all that crack.
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ThaBeasty01
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and more natural !
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bearnblue
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Merry Cockmas!!!
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bearnblue
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Merry Cockmas!!!
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bearnblue
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Merry Cockmas!!!
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nixter5
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117, 118, 119 - Nice triple post there.
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graham11
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123- at first I thought that two different dumbasses copied the first comment. But then I realized it was all posted by the same person. *stupidity meter rises exponentially and explodes*
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ppl2ppl
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Dude you are 15, chill down there .:P
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Osito2011
| 9
She could be pregnant already and had a craving for styrofoam pellets
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okmankk
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Is 12 muscles glasses?
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chelsea3111996
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140 How do you do it then? ; )
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tweetypie
| 18
So no ones eating box?
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kayfeffa
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Ew
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Avalanches
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You can colour them orange and tell her that they're Cheetos!
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kazter_boy
| 3
Then she'll ask OP how to spell "orange".
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graham11
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24- it probably will. Those things are shit!! Sorry that was harsh but I hate cherrios almost as much as Sandusky loves small children.
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ShroomsOnAcid
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3 - Cheetos already uses that trick on all its consumers.
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graham11
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(71) oh shit I meant to write "cheetos." I love Cheerios though.. They remind me of being a kid. Just a clarification :)
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
Teens get dumber and dumber every year
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michelleJ11
| 25
On the next episode of My Strange Addiction ....
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hayleegirl
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She sounds like quite a prize
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Iheartfunny
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No OP next she'll be (smoking) rocks
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AdrianEC
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It could have been worse, your daughter could have poured silica gel packets all over her fries, thinking it was salt.
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bitchwhore
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My friend got mad at her mom when she was 4 and tried to kill her by putting silica gel in her coffee but she didn't die :(
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LaughinStock
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^ All I can say to that is wtf, op your daughter is probably going to end up on that show where that chick eats the foam from the couch ( on A&E I think)
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tiffy_mag
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Wtf. Your friend tried to kill her mom WHEN SHE WAS FOUR????
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graham11
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55- She must be a troubled child. Four years old?! Seriously? Like ohh emm geee wat da fuck?!? *continues talking like a 14 year old who thinks she's smart for eating "Christmas candy" *
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EvilPotato
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55 the sad face indicates that you're disappointed that she didn't die, I say that they were partners in crime.
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ashtonkay
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96 hahahaha omg, my exact assumption!
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graham11
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96- that's what I thought too.. Dammit, my friend's mom didn't die :'(
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PinkiePiee
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55- cool story bro.
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michelleJ11
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@68, I think it's called My Strange Addiction
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Kazakuya
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You must be the proudest dad in the world.
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Avalanches
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OP's female.
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thebeanishere
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Maybe you should use some of that duct tape in your picture and shut the fuck up.
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alexwarfield333
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FAIL!!!!
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flockz
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that's not normal?
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upyourzlolz
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It's as normal as male-periods.
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Torva_fml
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Then I guess I'm just your average, Styrofoam eating, vaginal bleeding teenage boy.
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ashleykay94
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Haha lmfao party rock!!
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GrandmaPearl
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What the hell are you talking about?
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graham11
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Haha lmfao ohh emm geee smh like totally so eff-ing funny, gurl!!! (if I ever met anyone who actually talked like this, I'd instantly lose all hope for the human race)
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upyourzlolz
| 11
She's not trying to say anything! She's trying to bring the nonsense comments from YouTube to to FML!
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DontClickOnMe
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Didn't she notice that they didn't taste right.... Well I guess not.
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Avalanches
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I don't think they have taste.
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DontClickOnMe
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Oh they do. I've tried them before. Haha just joking. You do make a valid point though.
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jon120ukfan
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She's probably a stoner and didn't even notice the taste or what she was eating.
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Gringe
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They r made of corn starch which we break down into sugars in our mouths so they probably tasted sweet...
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every1luvsboners
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You don't eat rocks, you smoke them. Who's the dumb-ass now?
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CaptainPickles72
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26- Those "rocks" you're talking about are Boners' kidney stones! And I know what you're thinking, yes, they do get you high. So high, in fact, that you see unicorns! Yes, Boners invented unicorns with his rocks. Lie, I do not!
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ThatLooksSticky
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I thought those packing pellets were made from elf semen.
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ashtonkay
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26 haha uhm... want to be friends?