Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my kid some Pop Rocks. He shoveled a handful in his mouth, then screamed when they started popping and spat them all over the carpet. FML
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!
GhettoXmuffin 7
I'd say eating cocks is more accurate
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Comments (208)
guitardude728 9
rock candy???
hateevryone 15
umm does she has a mental problem?
wrestler152 0
I'm around a few special needs kids. Eating rocks is a possibility
raynay22 3
watch out she might be on that show strange addictions
Link5794 18
ArielTheMermaid 17
Makes me ashamed to be 14 :/
Inspired22 11
Pica?
Inspired22 11
That's my bet. Or she's pregnant. Pregnancy, though rarely, can sometimes cause strange cravings of non-food items due to nutritional deficiencies. I'm sure there is some explanation.
emerge 0
... Only explanations are: -she was stoned off her ass -she was drunk off her ass -or she was raised a dumbass
bobfromcali 3
Yep these are the future leaders of America. Fml
Art_Chick84 0
that's actually an addiction for some people.. there's a tv show called strange addictions and a girl had that problem
5t3ff1k4h 47
Pica isn't that common.