By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
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jazziness 12

that's gross what's wrong her cat food is the thing now

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DocBastard 38

No, no, they misheard her. She said "dog, fool". Though I'm not sure that's any better...

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jazziness 12

that's gross what's wrong her cat food is the thing now

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brainsoverbeauty 21

I moderated this. It seems to have been edited. I believe OP stated it was beef stew which explains why the daughter may have thought it was dog food.

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IHaveThePower 16

@brainsoverbeauty, to be honest, even if the kid had actually snuck some dog food, kids do that kind of thing. They'll put just about anything in their mouths. If it's not toxic, you generally just sigh and explain (for the nteenth time) that 'human food' is a distinct category and does not include whatever just went in their mouths. There was a strict 'you may only put things in your mouth that are human food' rule for a while at our house when my youngest sister was little...

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terranada 3

well maybe you shouldn't feed your daughter dog food?

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EatnBeef 7

why not? perfectly nutritious , you get your bread, meat, and whatever else they put in that slop

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EatnBeef 7

why not? perfectly nutritious , you get your bread, meat, and whatever else they put in that slop

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athena3100 9

My dogs eat raw meat. Its so much better than that grain shit. if i didnt start feeding them raw one of my dogs would have been dead years ago! ?

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dirtyblond 4

i see shes ur..uhhh..pet

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insanesna1l 0

sit...stay...now fetch daddy a beer and I'll open the tin for you

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JustinThunder 8

It'd be worse if they didn't have a dog.

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DocBastard 38

No, no, they misheard her. She said "dog, fool". Though I'm not sure that's any better...

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Doortje 29

No, no, she said "Doc's foot". That's why walking has been so hard for you today.

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SarahStarzz 0

15 win !! :) that made me laugh lol

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Acousticpixie14 6

No no no...she said "Doc's poop" See he finally shat out that bottle and she just couldn't resist.

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Edsterr 0

haha! this little chain has some entertaining entries.

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69_jackson_69 0

No, you've all got it wrong. She said, "Insert witty comment here!"

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africanelephants 7

is there something wrong with that? crap I guess I have to go buy food then.....

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GallifreyDog 2

YDI for feeding her dog food

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illmatic2 16

One time, when I was younger, I thought my dog's food was Cocoa-Coa Puffs.... Never made that mistake again.

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ar3llano 0

i know how you feel haha

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Flyngdthmnkys 0

I did that when I was little too, apparently I thought it was chocolate cherrios... before chocolate cherrios were real. x.X

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