FML : Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten...

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ldp56 - / Friday 25 February 2011 18:44 / United States

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By jazziness | 12

#2124017 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:12

that's gross what's wrong her cat food is the thing now

By DocBastard | 38

#2124029 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:14

No, no, they misheard her. She said "dog, fool". Though I'm not sure that's any better...

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By jazziness | 12

#2124017 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:12

that's gross what's wrong her cat food is the thing now

brainsoverbeauty | 21

#2124037 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:16

I moderated this. It seems to have been edited. I believe OP stated it was beef stew which explains why the daughter may have thought it was dog food.

TeeHee124 | 0

#2124089 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:41

my cow can fly

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2124685 - Saturday 26 February 2011 4:34

What a bitch!

djrox11 | 0

#2124820 - Saturday 26 February 2011 5:34

haha i get it

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2125600 - Saturday 26 February 2011 16:20

I used to eat cat food when I was like 5 XD

By terranada | 3

#2124019 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:12

well maybe you shouldn't feed your daughter dog food?

EatnBeef | 7

#2124047 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:18

why not? perfectly nutritious , you get your bread, meat, and whatever else they put in that slop

EatnBeef | 7

#2124049 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:18

why not? perfectly nutritious , you get your bread, meat, and whatever else they put in that slop

jsmathwiz | 2

#2124824 - Saturday 26 February 2011 5:38

Better than I...

athena3100 | 9

#2829725 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:05

My dogs eat raw meat. Its so much better than that grain shit. if i didnt start feeding them raw one of my dogs would have been dead years ago! ?

By dirtyblond | 4

#2124021 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:12

i see shes ur..uhhh..pet

insanesna1l | 0

#2125458 - Saturday 26 February 2011 14:27

sit...stay...now fetch daddy a beer and I'll open the tin for you

By Thanatos1206 | 0

#2124022 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:13

YDI for having such bad cooking

By JustinThunder | 8

#2124027 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:15

It'd be worse if they didn't have a dog.

By DocBastard | 38

#2124029 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:14

No, no, they misheard her. She said "dog, fool". Though I'm not sure that's any better...

Doortje | 28

#2124097 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:54

No, no, she said "Doc's foot". That's why walking has been so hard for you today.

SarahStarzz | 0

#2124401 - Saturday 26 February 2011 2:18

15 win !! :) that made me laugh lol

Acousticpixie14 | 6

#2124490 - Saturday 26 February 2011 3:01

No no no...she said "Doc's poop"
See he finally shat out that bottle and she just couldn't resist.

Edsterr | 0

#2129415 - Sunday 27 February 2011 16:07

haha! this little chain has some entertaining entries.

69_jackson_69 | 0

#2253168 - Monday 28 March 2011 5:22

No, you've all got it wrong. She said, "Insert witty comment here!"

By africanelephants | 7

#2124051 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:20

is there something wrong with that? crap I guess I have to go buy food then.....

By GallifreyDog | 2

#2124068 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:32

YDI for feeding her dog food

By illmatic2 | 16

#2124091 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:44

One time, when I was younger, I thought my dog's food was Cocoa-Coa Puffs.... Never made that mistake again.

illmatic2 | 16

#2124102 - Friday 25 February 2011 23:54

*Cocoa Puffs

ar3llano | 0

#2124160 - Saturday 26 February 2011 0:23

i know how you feel haha

Flyngdthmnkys | 0

#2124477 - Saturday 26 February 2011 2:54

I did that when I was little too, apparently I thought it was chocolate cherrios... before chocolate cherrios were real. x.X

erikaa916 | 0

#2127642 - Sunday 27 February 2011 9:07

#22- Win.

xxhaleyxx95 | 0

#2130988 - Monday 28 February 2011 2:10

hahha me too

Jzoajsjqijshsoap | 0

#2165647 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 17:44

chocolate cheerios?!?!?!?!

By SarahStarzz | 0

#2124124 - Saturday 26 February 2011 0:05

haha

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