I'd say her color is maybe royal blue

i'd say she's explorative. the guy who invented gum tried to eat rubber.

Why royal blue. I bet she was tickled pink!

I bet after finding that out, she was orphan blue: the saddest of all blues.

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

things get confusing when a crayon is called Mac n cheese

I've said it once I'm saying it now and by God I will probably say it again! It's dangerous being that stupid.

That was actually really clever.

#3 epic

The way I see it is, if it doesn't look like food, it probably isn't edible.

You probably shouldn't eat it just because it looks like food. So you ahould also smell it, but if it smells like not food its probably not food.

What does food look like, exactly?

Don't get all philosophical now

Twinkies.

And they also have ones that smell like fruit

There actually are crayons that are edible. They're made out of beans or something weird. They aren't meant for eating, but it wouldn't be bad for you. They probably wouldn't taste very good.

75- Wow! The repetition there is almost poetic!

Then she ***** rainbow.

nyan teen

Wax...they taste like wax.

Yeah, crumbly wax that sticks in your teeth. Gross.

When you were a kid did you ever scratch the inside of your ear, forget to wash your hands, and eat? It tastes like that. No I didn't eat crayons on purpose. When I was a kid my mom lit crayons instead of candles on my cake (it was pretty cool) and my cousin convinced me they were edible. She lied!

no they don't taste like ear wax, they taste like unscented candles that you put in the freezer

The flavor of the crayon is dependent on the color. Just like slushies!

So your mom Improvised. #31..

Your cousin is an evil genius! And i swear ear wax tastes like death!!

that was meant for #31 (im new (and not very good) at this)

you were doing fine until you corrected yourself. don't worry, you get used to it

Maybe she actually wanted to see if she could poop a rainbow......

I thought you used skittles to taste the rainbow

But they are made of wax

they do taste like wax but at 16? you are a terrible parent and your kids dumb

...and your a judgemental bitch

Whoa, a bit uncalled for, don't you think #26?

So having a stupid kid means OP is a terrible parent? Guess your parents are terrible because you're an idiot

no I'm just saying my child is more intelligent.

and yeah my parents are terrible lol

59- Nobody gives a rats ass about your kid. I just hope they don't turn out like you.

Blame not the parents but blame the education system.

OP's daughter could actually be your cousin. It's a small world.

10- I don't know why, but I read your comment like it was in some stereotypical asian woman's voice.

#68, I read it with a Russian accent.

#68 - I read it with Borat's accent.