Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
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porcelainkisses 5
Congratulations, you've raised a dumbass!
GhettoXmuffin 7
I'd say eating cocks is more accurate
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Comments (208)
btstig 11
Depends on what holiday it is.
Wazilla 0
In my science class we found out they are made from corn starch so it is possible to eat. My teacher had to hand out detentions for kids who kept getting up for a handfull to eat. Apperntly it taste like popcorn.
FarSide 23
Styrofoam is NOT made from corn. Where are you studying science, Russia?
Almandine 7
Some of them are made of edible products and some are made of styrofoam. You can tell by the texture (from holding them).
ohmandapants 17
102- you don't think before you speak do you? You are as dumb as OP's daughter.
ZielZone 4
Real smart one you have there. Will you be sending her to college or will she go for her Mrs. Degree?
shots1996 8
Ive dated dumb girls. Ive known dumb girls. Sorry OP i know its your kid. But this really takes the cake for stupidoty
Linkerdoodles 15
*stupidity…
shots1996 8
Yea i saw the mess up right as i hit send. I was a typo
MrSassypants 34
Damn that sucks. I hear it is a lonely life as a typo. Oh another typo? Well then...
evilplatypus 39
To be fair, they do make some rice-based packing peanuts that are edible.
baseballlegitly0 2
she was baked
Thinker1030 0
Girls with eating disorders have been known to eat packing peanuts and cotton balls, just saying, maybe it was a stupid lie that she said to cover.
mariaschlott 2
I was just thinking the same thing..
StreetReaper 9
I hope you have planned well for your retirement. If not, this waste of an ****** you call your child, is going to pick out your nursing home. Go buy her a helmet now and remove all sharp objects from her room. It will save you plenty of trouble later on down the road.
Jazzalyn 10
"this waste of an ****** you call your child" LOL =p
thirstythursday 6
Or smoking them!
MrsLaferriere 0
She might have Pica, so I'd be more worried. :I