May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Obi-Wan
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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Comments (242)
nbergonzi 1
You should have asked if he hit warp speed yet!
RainbowHeadache 2
Would you rather it be fisting or ******** ****, OP? Count your blessings because he could be looking at much, much worse. Lol
otb113 7
holy ****.... I'm developing a half-chub
otb113 7
Flying the flag half mast, having semi-wood, an underprivileged boner... I was joking though. Fisting is repulsive.
FollowMe 2
Aha!
Enigmax2514 7
He was preparing the countdown to launch into space
StopDropNRoll 11
I believe someone needs to get laid =D
Kaikohanakami 7
Oh dear i just imagined that with the music and everything D: ... How very innovative.
ironwords 8
I see nothing wrong with that. *looks at spock centerfold*
cybersilver71 5
Awesome! Spock is hot!
NippsSlipps 10
Lol what happened next????
kashmanwiggar 10
It most likely was next generation, Picard is a babe.
maz_irken 6
But Spock is sexy.
RedPillSucks 33
You know what they say about the size of one's pointy ears
Wederoney 16
And you still call him your boyfriend?!?
astonmartin007 4
No comment
sciencekidster1 8
Then don't comment...
HeyImJuli 3
Fail...
astonmartin007 4
Shut up