By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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Hey you don't need to bash on what other people might like.

I was wondering how long it would take for our first Juggalo/Juggalette to appear. So... four minutes. I wonder if this is a record.

Megstiel - Yes, I do need to bash on it. I actually made the mistake of listening to one of their songs just a few days ago. I'd rather stick hot pokers in my ears than listen to that garbage ever again.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I'll high five you back, 47! Who doesn't like PCP!? Light up some wet, whew, you're in for a treat. Oh.. ICP? I heard the juggalos were on the governments list of gangs.. Crazy bastards.. Haha.

everton99 16

Now I'm not saying ICP is all that great, but they do help their community. They had a toy drive for underprivileged children. As musical artists-so/so as human beings-pretty good people.

The Hell's Angels do toy drives too. Doesn't excuse the "alleged" organized criminal activity they're renowned for. The world would be better off without the likes of ICP even if they do promote the odd charitable feel good thing here and there.

Hey if he's into that, there's a dating site for that. It called www.clowndate.com , just a suggestion.

now you know why he wants to go to the circus every year

MoronsAccount1 12

I'm glad I'm not the only person that has recognized how absolutely horrible ICP is. Since day one, I've thought they were complete bullshit. They're just a bunch of overweight, trailer-park juggleturds with face paint.

I can't believe no one has referred to the clown **** on quagmire's tv when he accidentally choked himself while masturbating :(

#164 - Meh, I enjoy them for what they are. I don't think their music is supposed to be taken seriously. The whole Juggalo/Juggalette thing is pretty ridiculous though.

I was going to say something about "I didn't know they had clown ****." The reason I'm commenting on this particular thread is because awhile back, I read a comment that Doc wrote on here. Something Ive never heard of: Rule 34. So its only fitting to thank Doc for teaching me that and understanding this. xD

Was never a ICP fan...always thought it was ******* stupid trying to get fans by doing stupid shit instead of talent. @47- That was very accurate and beautifully wrote.

hunteryager 18

wow, talk about a strange fetish.

Not as strange as.....um.... can anybody think of something?

ndomer 6

Autonepiophilia Agalmatophilia Vore Incest Etc. Much weirder things exist than clowns

#27 You have alot to learn young padawan! The world is filled with mystery!

If Op dropped trow and masturbated to someone masturbating to clown ****.

Hey we were bound to read an FML like this sometime...

then000bster 16

@35, I think incest is more common than clowning around. But yes, it is still pretty bad.

I'm not going to lie I watched clown **** once and I had the absolute weirdest boner...

Is it any weirder than fapping off to school girl ****? I don't find 12 year old girls appealing. It's all perspective really.

Rule 1 of the Internet: if it exists, there's a **** of it.

@27 the FML where the girl walked in on her brother fapping it to My Little Pony certainly springs to mind...seriously, dafuq?!

Why, was it in the shape of a balloon animal or something?

lhazz11 23

They have fucken My Little Pony **** and you're surprised about this?

I wonder how many people have googled clown **** now to see what its like.

Dawnstempest 17

@ 53 But the biggest question is "do they have my little pony clown ****?" Or how long until it is invented?

They also have nugget ****. Had to say it, just the thought of it makes me giggle.

140- Holy shit. I was curious. I looked that up. Oh my God. Wooooowwwww......thank you. I just happened to come across a guy trying to unhook the girls bra....I'm riding the short bus to hell...

You can never unsee that... sorry OP. :-(

I think you mean "different strokes for different folks"

true, but obviously OP was not one to like it...hence the sympathy.

Man, F roommate's Life! Can you imagine? "Today, my roommate walked in on me jerking off. To clown ****. FML."

nyellow 6

Well before your comment, I was half tempted to look it up. Afterwords... not so much. I already have coulrophobia, thinking about Pennywise just worsens it. So I think I'll just stick with the regular ****.

this it's edgy, exactly where did you walk into? if it was his room, welcome to the circus...

amaindayyy46 20

That's unfortunate. Sucks that you have to live with a freak.

Well that's not very nice. Just because someone enjoys someone unusual, doesn't always make them a freak.

TheDrifter 23

Those teeth... No fellatio in that **** flic out it turns into a whole new fetish.

May be considered a romance film for him :)