By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 153
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...they make that?

wow, talk about a strange fetish.

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Hey you don't need to bash on what other people might like.

I was wondering how long it would take for our first Juggalo/Juggalette to appear. So... four minutes. I wonder if this is a record.

Megstiel - Yes, I do need to bash on it. I actually made the mistake of listening to one of their songs just a few days ago. I'd rather stick hot pokers in my ears than listen to that garbage ever again.

I'll high five you back, 47! Who doesn't like PCP!? Light up some wet, whew, you're in for a treat. Oh.. ICP? I heard the juggalos were on the governments list of gangs.. Crazy bastards.. Haha.

Now I'm not saying ICP is all that great, but they do help their community. They had a toy drive for underprivileged children. As musical artists-so/so as human beings-pretty good people.

The Hell's Angels do toy drives too. Doesn't excuse the "alleged" organized criminal activity they're renowned for. The world would be better off without the likes of ICP even if they do promote the odd charitable feel good thing here and there.

Hey if he's into that, there's a dating site for that. It called www.clowndate.com , just a suggestion.

now you know why he wants to go to the circus every year

Eminem owns/owned them

I'm glad I'm not the only person that has recognized how absolutely horrible ICP is. Since day one, I've thought they were complete bullshit. They're just a bunch of overweight, trailer-park juggleturds with face paint.

I can't believe no one has referred to the clown porn on quagmire's tv when he accidentally choked himself while masturbating :(

#164 - Meh, I enjoy them for what they are. I don't think their music is supposed to be taken seriously. The whole Juggalo/Juggalette thing is pretty ridiculous though.

I was going to say something about "I didn't know they had clown porn." The reason I'm commenting on this particular thread is because awhile back, I read a comment that Doc wrote on here. Something Ive never heard of: Rule 34. So its only fitting to thank Doc for teaching me that and understanding this. xD

Was never a ICP fan...always thought it was fucking stupid trying to get fans by doing stupid shit instead of talent. @47- That was very accurate and beautifully wrote.

threer 30

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wow, talk about a strange fetish.

Not as strange as.....um.... can anybody think of something?

Autonepiophilia Agalmatophilia Vore Incest Etc. Much weirder things exist than clowns

#27 You have alot to learn young padawan! The world is filled with mystery!

If Op dropped trow and masturbated to someone masturbating to clown porn.

Hey we were bound to read an FML like this sometime...

@35, I think incest is more common than clowning around. But yes, it is still pretty bad.

Debatable.

I'm not going to lie I watched clown porn once and I had the absolute weirdest boner...

Is it any weirder than fapping off to school girl porn? I don't find 12 year old girls appealing. It's all perspective really.

Rule 1 of the Internet: if it exists, there's a porn of it.

thats actualy rule 34

@27 the FML where the girl walked in on her brother fapping it to My Little Pony certainly springs to mind...seriously, dafuq?!

Why, was it in the shape of a balloon animal or something?

to each their own?

...they make that?

Never forget rule 34...

What's rule 34?

Rule 34: If it exists, there's a porn of it.

Porn exists for everything

They have fucken My Little Pony porn and you're surprised about this?

I wonder how many people have googled clown porn now to see what its like.

Don't get any ideas...

@ 53 But the biggest question is "do they have my little pony clown porn?" Or how long until it is invented?

because you said, it now it exists

They also have nugget porn. Had to say it, just the thought of it makes me giggle.

Edward Penishands. That is all.

140- Holy shit. I was curious. I looked that up. Oh my God. Wooooowwwww......thank you. I just happened to come across a guy trying to unhook the girls bra....I'm riding the short bus to hell...

I do not get this reference.

You can never unsee that... sorry OP. :-(

Different people like different things...

I think you mean "different strokes for different folks"

true, but obviously OP was not one to like it...hence the sympathy.

Man, F roommate's Life! Can you imagine? "Today, my roommate walked in on me jerking off. To clown porn. FML."

knock or you might see cock

I hope it wasn't the clown from It.

Yeah I saw that movie LOL

Well before your comment, I was half tempted to look it up. Afterwords... not so much. I already have coulrophobia, thinking about Pennywise just worsens it. So I think I'll just stick with the regular porn.

Didn't even know that was a thing 0_o

Rule 34, bro. Rule 34.

Welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide!

this it's edgy, exactly where did you walk into? if it was his room, welcome to the circus...

That's unfortunate. Sucks that you have to live with a freak.

Well that's not very nice. Just because someone enjoys someone unusual, doesn't always make them a freak.

jasmine2301 25

Yeah it does.

He must really like "IT"!!

Those teeth... No fellatio in that porn flic out it turns into a whole new fetish.

May be considered a romance film for him :)

he needs to quit clownin around

How many did they stuff into the clown car?

Just one member ;)