May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Obi-Wan
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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Comments (242)
underguarded 20
How does one ********** to Star Trek? I guess William Shatner really is that amazing...
95Sins 7
OMG hahaha
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Captain Kurt or Mr.Sulu?
kashmanwiggar 10
CAPTAIN KIRK!!!
professorxfm 7
Can't blame him if it was to William Shatner, back in the day! He was a hottie!
clemcool_fml 0
I wish there was a "who the **** cares" button for some of these. You life is not ****** because your boyfriend whacked it while watching star trek. It could be totally unrelated and even if it's not...who the **** cares?
Alfonsooo 0
You realize that fml was made for people to post what happens in their lives, right? And then theirs the other people who don't post and just comment, and then theirs people like you. Who come on here just to troll and act like some big shit. Of course no one cares, but it made you laugh.
g3rusz 6
So... did you help him finish?
alliegraywords 13
Uhura's legs are pretty hot.
Cinn_fml 23
And? This is not a problem, everyone has their kinks, and so long as he's not forcing ones you don't like onto you, there is no problem.
justanotherhuman 21
^ this.
nstybtch 0
Ewww that's no gd!!!
krc093086 8
I would be willing to bet you're at Dragon Con in Atlanta this weekend. I'm sure it wasn't the first or last
maz_irken 6
I am!