Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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Comments (242)
taetay2010j 0
Get rid of him who does that then again you must not be giving him enough he turns to that
susannegela 0
Ahaha awkkwardd
Georgieeporgiee 9
Big fan of star treck ehh? Hahaha!
fomoco1 0
you need to give him some more often
parkera 0
Lol watch me masterbating in space
auddylynne 0
Maybe he's into roll playing ;) wink wink elo him out haha
h0ward076 0
fuuuuck yeah was it the spock episode!!! mmmm!!
PaulRum 2
I hope it was to 7 of 9. Or yeoman Janice Rand in the original.
laideehawk 6
So had his hand gone where no man had gone before?
SolemnlyLove 7
ok im sorry but thats totally ****** up esp when you have a gf in the next room... imho ydi for dating a retard... or really f his life for finding pleasure in star trek rather than his gf