May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Obi-Wan
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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Comments (242)
niplipsip 9
7 of 9.
remfire 0
In love with 7 of 9, bring it on, I understand!
KaelaKhaotic 5
Spock sure is sexy... ;]
djmonkeyfreash 0
hahahahha thts nice to now
sport_fan2007 0
Oh...wait, is that wrong to do?
Rwcrazy 0
Hope you at least finished for him, unless your too much of a prude..
jobsman99 0
you should have helped him out. finished him off and tell him live long and prosper.
Rick_S 3
Reminds me of the Friends episode where Monica catches Chandler masturbating to some random show about Sharks. She gets all confused, just like you are, and worried and what not, but decides she loves him, and if that's what turns him on, that's what he'll get. She puts on a shark show, and tries to seduce him, and he gets all confused. She tells him she caught him masturbating to a sharks show and he laughs. He was masturbating to ****, and heard her coming in, so randomly changed the channel, and it just happened to be sharks.
fadingfaith 4
You could have ended with the first sentence..
rogerover 19
EXACTLY. What 55 said
creedaddict 9
Was there at lease a female alien he was jacking too ?
MadMax8706 8
Maybe u should **** him more often so he wont have to jack it to star trek
HeyImJuli 3
Ahahahaha!!! U got an awsome boyfriend!