Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Beam me up!
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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Comments (242)
rogerover 19
Help the guy out!
RedPillSucks 33
He got caught giving the vulcan neck pinch to his little snake.
dionsauris 4
that succkkkskssss haha
daydreamer244 13
is his name Eric foreman?
hjanelle14 2
Hell yea
cece91798 3
That's ******* weird. O_o
Shut_Your_Mouth 0
Ahora...
aggeon 3
Hah, he must be in pon farr :)
Jimboluvin 0
You obviously need to learn Klingon
hibbyskid80 0
you whip out your D too lol...
jeluc01226 0
Would you rather him be whacking **** or other girls and a suggestion try to spice it up in bed but don't set the bar to high or he'll keep wanting more and never be satisfied
RentalCop 4
Spock or Scotty?