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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

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By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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Top comments

mshoes12346 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

well that's disturbing.

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rogerover 19

Monday 5 September 2011 2:40

Help the guy out!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 5 September 2011 2:52

He got caught giving the vulcan neck pinch to his little snake.

dionsauris 4

Monday 5 September 2011 3:53

that succkkkskssss haha

daydreamer244 13

Monday 5 September 2011 4:06

is his name Eric foreman?

hjanelle14 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:19

Hell yea

cece91798 3

Monday 5 September 2011 4:20

That's ******* weird. O_o

Shut_Your_Mouth 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:46

Ahora...

aggeon 3

Monday 5 September 2011 5:10

Hah, he must be in pon farr :)

Jimboluvin 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:26

You obviously need to learn Klingon

hibbyskid80 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:26

you whip out your D too lol...

jeluc01226 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:38

Would you rather him be whacking **** or other girls and a suggestion try to spice it up in bed but don't set the bar to high or he'll keep wanting more and never be satisfied

RentalCop 4

Monday 5 September 2011 6:10

Spock or Scotty?

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