Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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Comments (242)
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
There's where you walk away & never look back (:
morrowsource 0
Really?? Star trek??...... Now star wars I could see
pharoah95 5
Looks like you know what to dress in if you want some ;)
XCraig 0
Sex AND Star Trek! Mixing the best of two worlds! Should have asked you to come along ;)
XxKillerStormXx 13
That's messed up :( i'd be mad a little
tranger24 0
That's do terrible!!
boredinmath27 0
Which episode?
BrimfullOfAsher 20
I hope that it was Uhura and not Sulu.
stupidpollock 4
Dr who
Otarin 6
And you didn't join him?