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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

did he name his dick spock too? ;)

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:16

well that's disturbing.

Comments

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Monday 5 September 2011 6:47

There's where you walk away & never look back (:

morrowsource 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:14

Really?? Star trek??...... Now star wars I could see

pharoah95 5

Monday 5 September 2011 7:59

Looks like you know what to dress in if you want some ;)

XCraig 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:14

Sex AND Star Trek! Mixing the best of two worlds! Should have asked you to come along ;)

XxKillerStormXx 13

Monday 5 September 2011 8:23

That's messed up :( i'd be mad a little

tranger24 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:29

That's do terrible!!

boredinmath27 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:31

Which episode?

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 5 September 2011 11:27

I hope that it was Uhura and not Sulu.

stupidpollock 4

Monday 5 September 2011 14:51

Dr who

Otarin 6

Monday 5 September 2011 15:07

And you didn't join him?

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