May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
fizzie101
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Talk to me baby
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Obi-Wan
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Pink Lightsaber
Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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mshoes12346 3
did he name his dick spock too? ;)
roxysoxy 0
well that's disturbing.
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Comments (242)
BigDave469 15
Hope it was to either Yeoman Rand, Counselor Troi, Kiera Nariese, or Seven of Nine... And not Spok, Data, Sisco, or the Chinese guy in Voyager!
perdix 31
He's boldly going where pretty much every man has gone before.
Sweej 1
If by "every man" you mean YOU... then yes, I agree
Rj93 8
Star Trekking across the universe! On the starship enterprise cumming to captain kirk!
krakadilian 0
Lmao! Omg!
buckie123 3
Next time, put on one of those skimpy skirt uniforms and help him out...you would probably blow his mind!
rexgar2000 10
maybe if you did your job as a girlfriend, he shouldn't have to :)
rmlboh 0
ewe.
BallsMcLongcock4 8
Role play :)
csmouton 3
I would hope voyager cause 7 of 9 was bangin and had huge cans lol. I mean if he is under 15 I'm sure that's olay but maybe you should consider giving it up. All the kids are doing it these days hahahaha
whatupd 0
He has to be gay if star trek turns him on